Screenshot of a beef “well”ington form influencer’s reel advertising a new trendy place in town. The restaurant was a collaborator on the post.

by Michael424242

34 Comments

  1. ranting_chef

    This looks like a bagel sandwich from a gas station that someone shoved a piece of meat into.

  2. raisedbytides

    Looks like a pizza pocket with a lump of raw beef crammed inside and a dash of really loose hollandaise… what the fuck

  3. gottagrablunch

    They only influencing people to eat elsewhere

  4. jabbadarth

    Bread is wrong, what’s thay sauce, the steak looks fucking raw!!!

    Why would someone post this. Also does this place not have lights? It looks like someone eating in a closet.

  5. budbailey74

    Is that a steak jammed in a french stick? Horrible

  6. Overly_Underwhelmed

    nice of them to let you know in advance

  7. MythicalBeastChefCat

    *insert Gordon and the raw memes here*

  8. Camelopardestrian

    Arby’s is going downhill. The cheddar is supposed to be INSIDE the Beef and Cheddar.

  9. cynical-mage

    This looks like someone had a beef Wellington described to them, didn’t know what any of the words meant, and then went ahead and made it.

  10. thrashmetaloctopus

    So…did they put the beef in there whole frozen and assume it would thaw? What’s going on here?

  11. That’s beef welpington right there. Might even moo again if you poke it.

  12. ChefCharleski

    This could be an SNL skit where it’s a trailer trash influencer that reviews microwave meals at truck stops and convenience stores

  13. generalsleephenson

    That is Prego Alfredo sauce and I’ll fight anyone.

  14. HughMungus77

    Hollandaise (especially a very loose one) on a Wellington is crime

  15. Odd-Egg57

    The only time influencers are worth anything to society. If the food / what ever they are pushing still looks really shit after it’s been overfussed and edited then you know it really is shit.

  16. themorallycorruptfr

    Imagine all the work that went into making something so fucking shifty 

  17. Give it a bandage, 2 pain killers and some rest, and it will be mooing again in the morning

  18. thereal_Glazedham

    How to make already bad food look even worse: take a photo in a dark room with your flash on!

    That will really sell it I’m sure.

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