Sourdough drunk guy here. Tonight we got open face, sourdough, mayo, leftover sweet corn, pastrami, full fat mozzarella, a douching of regular Tabasco, salt n Peppa. FML,this was good.looks like shite, tastes like your mom.

by stroganoffagoat

4 Comments

  1. stroganoffagoat

    Btw your mom is sweet and delicious. And I’m a gay man, so that’s something.

  2. Glad Sourdough drunk guy is a fan of full fat Mozz. Of course Sourdough drunk guy is a man of culture, never fails to amaze me. Me and my homies hate “reduced fat low-moisture mozzarella cheese.”

  3. Crease_Greaser

    My mom is jaundiced and my siblings and I are having to step in and take control of her life. Have at it.

  4. DevilDoge1775

    Why don’t you just eat it with your hand? That would be a lot easier to eat. Especially on a paper plate.

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