Just order a cheeseburger. It’s not that hard.

by Hk901909

7 Comments

  1. I ordered the fucking sundae. I never used the word “plain” when ordering. And what is even a “plain” ice cream sundae? If you give me just ice cream and no sauce, it’s not a sundae and certainly not what I fucking saw pictured on the menu.

  2. security-six

    Or, conversely after ordering a cheeseburger, “I didn’t want cheese”

  3. Hamburger with everything on it, so do you want cheese? Yeah everything on it…so you want a cheeseburger? SMH 🤦‍♂️

  4. I’m the opposite. I have a kid with ARFID. She wants a totally plain burger. Nothing on it. I’ve had to return approximately 75% of burgers in 15 years. Most things can shake off but sauce and cheese sticks – ergo – it goes

  5. MonkeyEmergencyy

    My husband always orders “hamburger no cheese” because a lot of places assume everyone wants cheese on their burger. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

  6. PreferredSelection

    Back when I was cashiering at a cafe. “Where’s the bacon on my egg and cheese sandwich!?”

    Well, sir… let’s unpack what you just said.

  7. Quercus408

    Me whenever the servers add cheese but don’t specify *which* cheese.

    “Oh, I didn’t ask” Why would you not ask that follow up question?

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