today’s lunch: mayonnaise sandwich served on a post-it note
today’s lunch: mayonnaise sandwich served on a post-it note
by BURNIE_BURNS_IS_GOD
44 Comments
Some_Department3219
Why is your mayonnaise so white?
wizardrous
I actually gagged when I saw this.
EncrustedBarboach
I think you may have switched your mayo sandwich with a cum sandwich 🤮
hogey989
Even though we’re in this sub, I want to downvote this so bad because it’s SO shit.
xbumpinthatx
Looks like marshmallow fluff
Themightytoro
Your mayonnaise looks like Elmer’s glue.
SpiritToes
Bro, this is… seriously shitty
PoopTransplant
Is this what it looks like to just give up on life?
frednekk
That looks delicious. 🤮
Fun-Chef623
This is a pisstake surely 😂
ExcitingUse9715
Maybe add some pickles at least
10_pounds_of_salt
WHY DOES YOUR MAYONAISE LOOK LIKE FAKE CUM? I WANNA VOMIT.
deadyounglady
God I hate a wet sandwich
ferretsRfantastic
This legit made me feel sick to my stomach. Good job, OP!
its10pm
When I used to make my lunch as a kid, I made myself mayonnaise sandwiches. I was a weird kid.
Reason-Jumpy
Are u 100% sure that’s mayonnaise
Locsnadou
Well played
BrianBCG
You had me until the part about the post it note.. Just kidding, that’s vile.
Colourblindknight
Your mayonnaise may want to drink more water
Fangbang6669
Add some tomato and salt&pepper and now we’re talking
Elieftibiowai
Been there, can feel the reflux already!
cdrt
Poverty or depression?
Conscious-Permit-466
Secret sauce
LFOdeathtrain
Thought it was mayo and bubblegum for a sec
Chix_Whitdix
Toast the bread and add a tomato slice. Then you’re in business.
ogsquiggles
I’m glad I’m not alone in ‘using post-it notes as plates club.’
bookkinkster
How do you say bachelor without saying you’re a bachelor?
I make bachelor food on occasion, too.
DovasTech
This just ruined my day. Like seeing a dead puppy or something. Ugh
EngagedInConvexation
Just a reminder that Miracle Whip is not mayo.
UnNumbFool
This is some kind of r/rpovertymeals level of food
hemlock_tea64
fucked up in the crib huh
geoooleooo
This what black people think white people eat every day
That-Drink4913
Add some banana slices for the potassium…. My family is Midwestern and I went to visit once, a cousin made mayo-banana-lettuce salad. That’s all. No seasoning.
Skullhead1419
Every time I have this sub pop up on my feed, it is always the worst time to have eyeballs that work
Toiretachi
If that is all you can do muster for lunch, would it be much worst to just quit your job and try to enjoy life as a free spirit?
Embarrassed_Cow
I’m stuck on using the whole pad of sticky notes instead of a few.
catalit
Absolutely terrible. Congrats OP, you found the most correct sub for this post.
Breaking-Who
Bro do you need money?
alwaysflaccid666
even ppl in the great depression ate better
SchlongComrade69
idk why people are knocking it lol. cucumber mayo, shredded chicken mayo, tuna mayo, (grilled) cheese mayo are all variations of this kinda sandwich where there’s a large ratio of mayo to other ingredients. hell op, toss some sriracha or black pepper on that and toast it a bit and it’ll go hard
huey2k2
I find this viscerally upsetting
ibh_brodaz
Current cost of living crisis in a picture
Dadadabababooo
I hate you but I hope you figure things out.
MetalHorseMama
Mmmm just like how i used to make for an after school snack in 5th grade
44 Comments
Why is your mayonnaise so white?
I actually gagged when I saw this.
I think you may have switched your mayo sandwich with a cum sandwich 🤮
Even though we’re in this sub, I want to downvote this so bad because it’s SO shit.
Looks like marshmallow fluff
Your mayonnaise looks like Elmer’s glue.
Bro, this is… seriously shitty
Is this what it looks like to just give up on life?
That looks delicious. 🤮
This is a pisstake surely 😂
Maybe add some pickles at least
WHY DOES YOUR MAYONAISE LOOK LIKE FAKE CUM? I WANNA VOMIT.
God I hate a wet sandwich
This legit made me feel sick to my stomach. Good job, OP!
When I used to make my lunch as a kid, I made myself mayonnaise sandwiches. I was a weird kid.
Are u 100% sure that’s mayonnaise
Well played
You had me until the part about the post it note.. Just kidding, that’s vile.
Your mayonnaise may want to drink more water
Add some tomato and salt&pepper and now we’re talking
Been there, can feel the reflux already!
Poverty or depression?
Secret sauce
Thought it was mayo and bubblegum for a sec
Toast the bread and add a tomato slice. Then you’re in business.
I’m glad I’m not alone in ‘using post-it notes as plates club.’
How do you say bachelor without saying you’re a bachelor?
I make bachelor food on occasion, too.
This just ruined my day. Like seeing a dead puppy or something. Ugh
Just a reminder that Miracle Whip is not mayo.
This is some kind of r/rpovertymeals level of food
fucked up in the crib huh
This what black people think white people eat every day
Add some banana slices for the potassium….
My family is Midwestern and I went to visit once, a cousin made mayo-banana-lettuce salad. That’s all. No seasoning.
Every time I have this sub pop up on my feed, it is always the worst time to have eyeballs that work
If that is all you can do muster for lunch, would it be much worst to just quit your job and try to enjoy life as a free spirit?
I’m stuck on using the whole pad of sticky notes instead of a few.
Absolutely terrible. Congrats OP, you found the most correct sub for this post.
Bro do you need money?
even ppl in the great depression ate better
idk why people are knocking it lol. cucumber mayo, shredded chicken mayo, tuna mayo, (grilled) cheese mayo are all variations of this kinda sandwich where there’s a large ratio of mayo to other ingredients. hell op, toss some sriracha or black pepper on that and toast it a bit and it’ll go hard
I find this viscerally upsetting
Current cost of living crisis in a picture
I hate you but I hope you figure things out.
Mmmm just like how i used to make for an after school snack in 5th grade