today’s lunch: mayonnaise sandwich served on a post-it note

by BURNIE_BURNS_IS_GOD

44 Comments

  1. EncrustedBarboach

    I think you may have switched your mayo sandwich with a cum sandwich 🤮

  2. Even though we’re in this sub, I want to downvote this so bad because it’s SO shit.

  3. Themightytoro

    Your mayonnaise looks like Elmer’s glue.

  4. PoopTransplant

    Is this what it looks like to just give up on life? 

  5. 10_pounds_of_salt

    WHY DOES YOUR MAYONAISE LOOK LIKE FAKE CUM? I WANNA VOMIT.

  6. ferretsRfantastic

    This legit made me feel sick to my stomach. Good job, OP!

  7. When I used to make my lunch as a kid, I made myself mayonnaise sandwiches. I was a weird kid.

  8. You had me until the part about the post it note.. Just kidding, that’s vile.

  9. Colourblindknight

    Your mayonnaise may want to drink more water

  10. Fangbang6669

    Add some tomato and salt&pepper and now we’re talking

  11. LFOdeathtrain

    Thought it was mayo and bubblegum for a sec

  12. Chix_Whitdix

    Toast the bread and add a tomato slice. Then you’re in business.

  13. ogsquiggles

    I’m glad I’m not alone in ‘using post-it notes as plates club.’

  14. bookkinkster

    How do you say bachelor without saying you’re a bachelor?

    I make bachelor food on occasion, too.

  15. DovasTech

    This just ruined my day. Like seeing a dead puppy or something. Ugh

  16. EngagedInConvexation

    Just a reminder that Miracle Whip is not mayo.

  17. UnNumbFool

    This is some kind of r/rpovertymeals level of food

  18. geoooleooo

    This what black people think white people eat every day

  19. That-Drink4913

    Add some banana slices for the potassium…. 
    My family is Midwestern and I went to visit once, a cousin made mayo-banana-lettuce salad. That’s all. No seasoning.

  20. Skullhead1419

    Every time I have this sub pop up on my feed, it is always the worst time to have eyeballs that work

  21. Toiretachi

    If that is all you can do muster for lunch, would it be much worst to just quit your job and try to enjoy life as a free spirit?

  22. Embarrassed_Cow

    I’m stuck on using the whole pad of sticky notes instead of a few.

  23. Absolutely terrible. Congrats OP, you found the most correct sub for this post.

  24. alwaysflaccid666

    even ppl in the great depression ate better

  25. SchlongComrade69

    idk why people are knocking it lol. cucumber mayo, shredded chicken mayo, tuna mayo, (grilled) cheese mayo are all variations of this kinda sandwich where there’s a large ratio of mayo to other ingredients. hell op, toss some sriracha or black pepper on that and toast it a bit and it’ll go hard

  26. Dadadabababooo

    I hate you but I hope you figure things out.

  27. MetalHorseMama

    Mmmm just like how i used to make for an after school snack in 5th grade

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