Looks like Velveeta, which makes it an even bigger crime.
Contagious_Zombie
This his a serial offender that might cause an international crisis. I think the ICC is going to need to create an international Pizza crimes division to handle this.
That looks disgusting. Give me one right fucking now.
RichardStanleyNY
Move along, nothing to see here folks
Jodies-9-inch-leg
Mudbutt
Upset_Fig2612
The only crime is that it’s not available in the US
jabrekkenoni
It looks like a ruptured…orifice.
Dizzy-Criticism3928
🫦
Dizzy-Criticism3928
He who would not destroy this first pizza cast the first stone
Haldron-44
Men, I’ve seen worse.
p77dro
if its dominos i trust it
effinmike12
This would definitely cure opiate constipation.
Asparagus_Business
Guilty by reason of being stoned. Like, were you higher than Pterodactyl tits when you ordered/ate that?
Description_Friendly
I never thought I’d be fantasizing about eating a pizza’s butthole, but here we are. 🤷
Snoutysensations
Innocent, but that’s only because nobody gets Domino’s expecting an authentic and traditional Italian culinary experience. It’s like accusing Taco Bell of crimes against Mexican food. At this point we’ve moved so far from the source material that we might as well stop calling it pizza.
RoeMajesta
no crime. Just domino’s. Take them for what they are: topping overload indulgence on a passable crust and things are good. Stop ordering if you expect sicilian or neopolitan and whatsnot
Soft-Ad-8975
Pretty sure we threw this case out already
ForeverBoner215
Was already posted. Still pizza and not a crime.
Weird_Vegetable_4441
I’m deeply ashamed to say that my currently stoned ass would smash this without hesitation. I fully submit to being held accountable for this when sober.
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I see no crime here. Carry on
It’s an automatic crime for being dominos
Personally feel like it’s more r/stupidfood
Looks like Velveeta, which makes it an even bigger crime.
This his a serial offender that might cause an international crisis. I think the ICC is going to need to create an international Pizza crimes division to handle this.
https://preview.redd.it/vhmq3rng0qqe1.jpeg?width=2078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1038987be71b22679aeee8b7e2394fd89595bcc3
I’d eat that shit. I don’t give a fuck.
That looks disgusting. Give me one right fucking now.
Move along, nothing to see here folks
Mudbutt
The only crime is that it’s not available in the US
It looks like a ruptured…orifice.
🫦
He who would not destroy this first pizza cast the first stone
Men, I’ve seen worse.
if its dominos i trust it
This would definitely cure opiate constipation.
Guilty by reason of being stoned. Like, were you higher than Pterodactyl tits when you ordered/ate that?
I never thought I’d be fantasizing about eating a pizza’s butthole, but here we are. 🤷
Innocent, but that’s only because nobody gets Domino’s expecting an authentic and traditional Italian culinary experience. It’s like accusing Taco Bell of crimes against Mexican food. At this point we’ve moved so far from the source material that we might as well stop calling it pizza.
no crime. Just domino’s. Take them for what they are: topping overload indulgence on a passable crust and things are good. Stop ordering if you expect sicilian or neopolitan and whatsnot
Pretty sure we threw this case out already
Was already posted. Still pizza and not a crime.
I’m deeply ashamed to say that my currently stoned ass would smash this without hesitation. I fully submit to being held accountable for this when sober.
Domino’s Logo == Crime