/S, I had the happy hour Miller Tall Boy and a shot of house whiskey like a normal degenerate.
bene_gesserit_mitch
Deserves a table-flip.
pekingsewer
Fuck a $18 veggie burger
Next-Relation130
Well I have never heard of a dry aged burger before, am I the only weird guy here who has not heard that before?
immersemeinnature
“Handhelds”
The word makes it more expensive
Powerful-Scratch1579
When they start saying “Sammich”we’re in real trouble.
SpicyWokHei
“Handheld. $20. Fries are an extra $11. Try our chicken sandos too! It pairs great with our micro brew IPA!”
Get the ever living fuck out of here.
Capt_Murphy_
LTO not spelled out is wild. Is LTO a super common acronym for lettuce tomato onion?
coldjoggings
Handhelds, sando, and truffle aioli wow
Wiggie49
A SANDO IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON JAPANESE MILK BREAD

SGNARF666
lol I worked at this restaurant, awkward……
figure32
Better than a restaurant I left years ago. Owners turned out to be MAGAts and, after Trumps first election, I left and they reworked the menu. They made every thing “Patriot/hell yeah brother” themed and their chicken sandwich was on the menu as the Cluck Norris 🙃
gringogidget
Why can’t people use the word sandwich ???
ranting_chef
I hate “Handheld” almost as much as “Sando.”
Twenty what? Dollars? And eighteen for vegetarian? Holy crap, what state is this? California?
shackbleep
‘Handhelds’ and ‘sando’ being on the same menu together should be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
IT’S A SANDWICH. SAY IT.
ModestBanana
Just say “burgers and sandwiches”
Handhelds is almost insulting. Same person who wrote the menu probably manages this place’s LinkedIn account
Aint_EZ_bein_AZ
Lmao my girlfriend works at a tourist trap in Seattle. Burgers are 25. Place makes stupid revenue though
BRING_ME_THE_ENTROPY
Sandwich: $7.99
Sando: $20
TheGinger_Ninja0
Honestly, it just looks lame on a menu.
I’m fine with someone using it casually in a conversation among friends, but it looks stupid on a menu
Faidra_Nightmire
can we take “Sando” out of our vocabulary too? 🤣
Hk901909
No, we’re not like other burger places! Our walls are made of exposed bricks. There are visible water pipes in the celling. We’re just 2 guys with a crazy idea. Yes, we’re brothers/lifelong friends. Yes, we have beards. Yes, fried come with an additional cost. Yes, our burgers cost $20 and they’re called handhelds. Yes, our “house sauce” is just fry sauce. We’re quirky and different.
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Yeah, that’s unnecessary.
20 bucks for a fucking burger
I don’t get it…
Better be a damn good burger.
As you should…
Sando with ciabatta bread ?
Gross
Handhelds 💀
As opposed to plate held?
I had the Sando.
/S, I had the happy hour Miller Tall Boy and a shot of house whiskey like a normal degenerate.
Deserves a table-flip.
Fuck a $18 veggie burger
Well I have never heard of a dry aged burger before, am I the only weird guy here who has not heard that before?
“Handhelds”
The word makes it more expensive
When they start saying “Sammich”we’re in real trouble.
“Handheld. $20. Fries are an extra $11. Try our chicken sandos too! It pairs great with our micro brew IPA!”
Get the ever living fuck out of here.
LTO not spelled out is wild. Is LTO a super common acronym for lettuce tomato onion?
Handhelds, sando, and truffle aioli wow
A SANDO IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON JAPANESE MILK BREAD

lol I worked at this restaurant, awkward……
Better than a restaurant I left years ago. Owners turned out to be MAGAts and, after Trumps first election, I left and they reworked the menu. They made every thing “Patriot/hell yeah brother” themed and their chicken sandwich was on the menu as the Cluck Norris 🙃
Why can’t people use the word sandwich ???
I hate “Handheld” almost as much as “Sando.”
Twenty what? Dollars? And eighteen for vegetarian? Holy crap, what state is this? California?
‘Handhelds’ and ‘sando’ being on the same menu together should be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
IT’S A SANDWICH. SAY IT.
Just say “burgers and sandwiches”
Handhelds is almost insulting. Same person who wrote the menu probably manages this place’s LinkedIn account
Lmao my girlfriend works at a tourist trap in Seattle. Burgers are 25. Place makes stupid revenue though
Sandwich: $7.99
Sando: $20
Honestly, it just looks lame on a menu.
I’m fine with someone using it casually in a conversation among friends, but it looks stupid on a menu
can we take “Sando” out of our vocabulary too? 🤣
No, we’re not like other burger places! Our walls are made of exposed bricks. There are visible water pipes in the celling. We’re just 2 guys with a crazy idea. Yes, we’re brothers/lifelong friends. Yes, we have beards. Yes, fried come with an additional cost. Yes, our burgers cost $20 and they’re called handhelds. Yes, our “house sauce” is just fry sauce. We’re quirky and different.
I hate the word sando