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Im torn. Mistrial?


Im torn. Mistrial?

by jng5150

45 Comments

  1. Avox0976

    Not a crime, a delicious sexy pizza with incredible toppings

  3. XanderTheMeh

    The waffle bits are the problem. You could make a killer pizza with the same flavor profile, but that’s too much bread.

  4. Cryptic_254

    I made a green chili, waffle, and chicken pizza. Staff thought I was crazy till they all ate a slice. Shit works, if use the right cheeses

  5. Forsaken-Use-3220

    If the dough was waffle crust that would have made more sense. Like a waffle pizza.

  6. Piratingismypassion

    This is heresy…..good thing I’m a heretic

  8. IndependentLove2292

    Looking at these comments I might be facing a reverse 12 angry men situation, but I say that pizzaiolo is guilty of crimes against pizza. 

  9. OkMap8351

    I’m curious but I don’t like sweets on pizza

  11. Omnipotent_Tacos

    Smash. Also add fresh jalapeños and bacon

  12. Spare-Plum

    I think the chicken and waffles inherently contradicts the sea of cheese of the pizza, especially maple syrup + a bunch of cheese. If there’s tomato sauce under that cheese IMO it’s worse off. Tomato sauce + chicken can work together, but tomato sauce + chicken + maple syrup just doesn’t. Not to mention the waffle component where waffle + tomato sauce doesn’t work and (sweet/syrup) waffle + cheese doesn’t work either.

    I can only see this working if it’s a savory type of waffle with a bit of butter that can complement the cheese (and tomato sauce) along with a savory type of chicken.

    Or have a sweeter style of breakfast pizza with less cheese and no tomato sauce (e.g. egg and ketchup) that will compliment this style of chicken and waffles.

    Outside of that, I think the two parts work better separately than together

  13. TrevorsBlondeLocks16

    I *want* to say yes but like, i dunno how those 2 flavors will go with cheese

  14. ShopUCW

    It can work but I don’t like it. I’d be willing to drop the charges but without prejudice.

  15. in1gom0ntoya

    this ***is*** a crime, but it is also would.

  18. RLIwannaquit

    I would absolutely destroy this but I’d use a knife and fork, sorry Jon Stewart

  21. techniponk

    It’s only acceptable when fresh. Chicken and waffle pizza makes for terrible leftovers.

  23. MaxPower637

    The guilt is inversely proportional to my thc consumption on the day in question

  24. peakpositivity

    I am torn. Mistrial. Try it and see what happens

  27. _InvaderJim

    I’ve had it. It’s actually delicious ngl

  29. CereBRO12121

    After seeing this for the first time, I made this myself. It was pure delight.

  30. Majestic_Self3550

    I mean I tasted the pizza at Cici’s it wasn’t bad, but would I ordered it fuck no.

  33. NotoriousSIG_

    No lie. This pizza is amazing. It has no business working as well as it does but somehow it’s great

  34. dirtyterps

    Definitely a crime but whom amongst us has never committed a single crime?

  40. Bigboiiiii22

    It would have to be some kind of strawberry or something cream cheese for me with a waffle crust

  41. DeepSnot

    Sweeter base dough, honey mustard sauce, deep fry the top squares with the chicken, and I’d say not guilty.

  42. Lonely-Equivalent-23

    As I’ve gotten older, I’ve lost appreciation for things that are too messy to eat.

  43. thosetwoguyschannel

    Oh wow. This could be the trial of the century.

  44. illbecountingclouds

    That’s a crime. Looks like something I’d only consume several hours past “I definitely am not allowed to drive”.

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