Started with the pizza flavored soda, but added a Parmesan foam, giardiniera ice cubes, toasted salami, crushed red pepper rim, and oregano. If this is a crime, lock me up.
by sodafry_OGflavor
28 Comments
ThatMidwesternGuy
Zakrius
#🤢
obj-g
I’ve seen some sick shit on the internet before but… what kind of a monster are you?
Low_Wall_7828
To quote the Ole El Paso commercial “get a rope”.
DoctorDoom
Is it a pizza crime or a soda crime? Yes.
fonix232
On one hand, this is a crime against humanity.
On the other hand I have to admit that while this sounds vile and disgusting, tons of effort went into making the preparations. He definitely knows what he’s doing, I just wish he used his knowledge for good instead of evil.
peakpositivity
NOOOOOO
butterstok
This is actually a crime
rugerscout308
Death by hammers 🔨
sweetrottenapple
“proper Italian…” Now that is what hurt me the most. And I am not even Italian… 😭 I feel I wanna fall on my sword
brendamrl
Look I could understand a lot of this but the totino? 😭 jail
NotOfTheTimeLords
I got ill on the mere idea I’d be consuming something so awful and artificial. And I thought bubble gum sodas were bad.
RMMacFru
3XHAUSTD
those savoury-flavour sodas are complete ass. Should’ve carbonated basil-infused water and added pizza sauce to it. Have some class
Striking-Use-4518
Sovereign-Anderson
That’s a ton of work to make trash. He could’ve saved time and scooped his glass into the dumpster of the nearest pizzeria. What’s the difference?
peakpositivity
Nauseating
born_on_my_cakeday
Has Seattle gotten so bad you have to build these atrocious fusion beverages and foods? Are you at least getting the attention you need?
28 Comments
#🤢
I’ve seen some sick shit on the internet before but… what kind of a monster are you?
To quote the Ole El Paso commercial “get a rope”.
Is it a pizza crime or a soda crime? Yes.
On one hand, this is a crime against humanity.
On the other hand I have to admit that while this sounds vile and disgusting, tons of effort went into making the preparations. He definitely knows what he’s doing, I just wish he used his knowledge for good instead of evil.
NOOOOOO
This is actually a crime
Death by hammers 🔨
“proper Italian…” Now that is what hurt me the most. And I am not even Italian… 😭 I feel I wanna fall on my sword
Look I could understand a lot of this but the totino? 😭 jail
I got ill on the mere idea I’d be consuming something so awful and artificial. And I thought bubble gum sodas were bad.
those savoury-flavour sodas are complete ass. Should’ve carbonated basil-infused water and added pizza sauce to it. Have some class
That’s a ton of work to make trash. He could’ve saved time and scooped his glass into the dumpster of the nearest pizzeria. What’s the difference?
Nauseating
Has Seattle gotten so bad you have to build these atrocious fusion beverages and foods? Are you at least getting the attention you need?
Directly to jail
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WTF
Straight to jail as an Italian soda. However, it has the makings of a great riff on a bloody mary.
A pizza crime and a soda crime? ELECTRIC CHAIR!
I’m gonna be sick
It’s the *perfect* soda.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. SACRELIGE IN SO MANY WAYS.
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