the pickle pizza is the true transgression. the doordash driver would’ve been fully justified in setting your family on fire in front of you, while making you watch
you’re lucky you got off with just a smooshed pie
patrickboyd
The crime here was clearly in the ordering and making of this thing. Anything your driver did is a clear improvement.
peakpositivity
Hahahahaha aww they def ate a slice
tipareth1978
Didn’t happen
nanapancakethusiast
Deserved it for ordering that shit
2Punchbowl
Nobody puts pickles with pizza in the same box
Teodor87
There is a chance that he might have actually sat in this “pizza”.
SnooMacarons3689
From the orderer to the making much less the delivery a travesty all around
ThatDeuce
Pickles on a pizza can actually really make a solid pie!
Pickles on a cheeseburger pie, sure! Giardiniera as a topping for a neapolitan pie, that must be fly!
Pickles on what looks to be a BBQ chx pizza? I would give it a try! Seriously, it is like a bbq chx sandwich inspired pizza, and it came with the pickles, too!
thathealingchannel
Your choice of toppings is the true crime, the driver did nothing wrong.
ForeverBoner215
Chicken & Pickles, huh? Jail for OP.
the_art_of_the_taco
I’d eat the shit out of this. Sorry your driver fucked it up, OP.
fromnochurch
This is rage bait, right. like who tf puts pickles on pizza.
Toadahtrip
Throw this pizza in the slammer and throw away the key! Guilty!
ZuliCurah
Spironolactone pizza
BingoSpong
I think the driver was trying to destroy whatever the fuck this thing is
AttemptFree
i can’t believe he put pickles on your pizza!
344567653379643555
Did they frisbee it at your front door?
EarlyChildhoodTeach
That is awful !! As a doordasher myself, they are giving us a bad rap. I will never do that to anyone !!
visionsofcry
I’ll just add, find a pizza place that has it’s own drivers and call them directly. They’ll deliver it perfectly.
MyAssPancake
Honestly he did you a favor after the absolute crime you committed. They basically saved your life, and you repay them by roasting them on Reddit.
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Dirty is the feet in the picture.
the pickle pizza is the true transgression. the doordash driver would’ve been fully justified in setting your family on fire in front of you, while making you watch
you’re lucky you got off with just a smooshed pie
The crime here was clearly in the ordering and making of this thing. Anything your driver did is a clear improvement.
Hahahahaha aww they def ate a slice
Didn’t happen
Deserved it for ordering that shit
Nobody puts pickles with pizza in the same box
There is a chance that he might have actually sat in this “pizza”.
From the orderer to the making much less the delivery a travesty all around
Pickles on a pizza can actually really make a solid pie!
Pickles on a cheeseburger pie, sure! Giardiniera as a topping for a neapolitan pie, that must be fly!
Pickles on what looks to be a BBQ chx pizza? I would give it a try! Seriously, it is like a bbq chx sandwich inspired pizza, and it came with the pickles, too!
Your choice of toppings is the true crime, the driver did nothing wrong.
Chicken & Pickles, huh? Jail for OP.
I’d eat the shit out of this. Sorry your driver fucked it up, OP.
This is rage bait, right. like who tf puts pickles on pizza.
Throw this pizza in the slammer and throw away the key! Guilty!
Spironolactone pizza
I think the driver was trying to destroy whatever the fuck this thing is
i can’t believe he put pickles on your pizza!
Did they frisbee it at your front door?
That is awful !! As a doordasher myself, they are giving us a bad rap. I will never do that to anyone !!
I’ll just add, find a pizza place that has it’s own drivers and call them directly. They’ll deliver it perfectly.
Honestly he did you a favor after the absolute crime you committed. They basically saved your life, and you repay them by roasting them on Reddit.
Pickles on pizza? You did yourself dirty lol