This is my first time making bagels. Laugh at them with me.
Otherwise they turned out better than I anticipated.
by no_blueforyellow
17 Comments
Maverick-Mav
Looks like you forgot to wipe 😀
udidntfollowproto
For lack of a better word they do look nice and moist.
dj_spanmaster
“That’s right, it goes in the brown hole”
Sorry not sorry.
LittleMantle
Eyeholes from Rick & Morty
Such-Bad-488
It’s bakings way of telling you to be a proctologist
Poepie80
Well you might have found your niche on the market 😂 or shall i say a hole 😉
Poepie80
Oh no now i am creating all those versions for your bakery in my head; like the vegan buttholes; buttermilk buttholes; sour glazed buttholes, chocolate chip buttholes, peanut butter stuffed buttholes …🙈 help
hec_ramsey
My first bagels looked like giant cervixes 😂yours still look good though!
KookieKatSmoothies
man, [these were my bagels via a bread machine dough,](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadMachines/s/19CpxyRlEQ) and personally for my first time they look wonky, all of our first time bagels r wonky, but they all taste soooo good 😋
East-Specialist-4847
CAN WE GET A CROSS SECTION?
Giant_War_Sausage
The burnt buttholes suggests that these are ghost pepper bagels?
Lucifer420PitaBread
Just eat the bootyhole
It’ll be aight
Close your eyes and dig in
ktnachoruca
Thank you for the chuckle!!
tyseals8
entire comment section has me screaming lmao
ARussianBus
I had this and moved the rack I cooked with to get further from the heating element and ditched sheet trays for cold cast iron and it fixed the issue for me.
I don’t cook anything on a sheet tray on the first two racks in my oven anymore it burns stuff so quick.
17 Comments
Looks like you forgot to wipe 😀
For lack of a better word they do look nice and moist.
“That’s right, it goes in the brown hole”
Sorry not sorry.
Eyeholes from Rick & Morty
It’s bakings way of telling you to be a proctologist
Well you might have found your niche on the market 😂 or shall i say a hole 😉
Oh no now i am creating all those versions for your bakery in my head; like the vegan buttholes; buttermilk buttholes; sour glazed buttholes, chocolate chip buttholes, peanut butter stuffed buttholes …🙈 help
My first bagels looked like giant cervixes 😂yours still look good though!
man, [these were my bagels via a bread machine dough,](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadMachines/s/19CpxyRlEQ) and personally for my first time they look wonky, all of our first time bagels r wonky, but they all taste soooo good 😋
CAN WE GET A CROSS SECTION?
The burnt buttholes suggests that these are ghost pepper bagels?
Just eat the bootyhole
It’ll be aight
Close your eyes and dig in
Thank you for the chuckle!!
entire comment section has me screaming lmao
I had this and moved the rack I cooked with to get further from the heating element and ditched sheet trays for cold cast iron and it fixed the issue for me.
I don’t cook anything on a sheet tray on the first two racks in my oven anymore it burns stuff so quick.
Don’t forget the butt-er 😌
Now you know what kind of stuffing to use