They do realize people work hard for their money right? Keep the fucking jokes assholes, nobody gives a fuck about your self expression or whatever Put the damn food on a plate At least you got a glass for your drink, call it a win
idkmyusernameagain
Even looking at this picture for a solid 30 seconds, I was not understanding what “pasta straw” meant. I have never heard of such a thing and it just wouldn’t register to connect these 2 things even when it was right in front of me.
ParfaitHungry1593
Lol. Noooo 🤦♀️
Ambersfruityhobbies
Fuck it. You got the job done
Picolete
It’s a plate
FreddyTheGoose
Aw, hell naw, dawg. This isn’t even giving “artistry”, it’s giving “cheap”, and if they too cheap to replace the plates and not use pasta as a straw, that “mud pie” probably at least 60% actual mud, friend
YourPlot
Celiac me is angry by this
TheGov3rnor

idkmyusernameagain
Ok in fairness, we just said we wanted plates. We didn’t specify we wanted whole plates.
BlakLite_15
Pasta gets soft in liquid. That’s what it’s supposed to do. Normal straws work because they don’t do that.
This is like building a house with water pipes made out of cardboard. It’s the lead balloon principle.
goddessque
So many mad about the pasta straws. They are thicker than normal pasta so they hold up for at least an hour. If you drink slower than an hour take the straw out before you put it in the fridge.
chilli_con_camera
Pasta straw is an April Fool’s prank posted a day late
pandaSmore
Seems like a blatant safety violation.
K-Shrizzle
I have OCD and one thing that makes me uncomfortable is broken glass or ceramic (it’s complicated, I have a paranoia that my cat will somehow eat a piece)
If you served me something on a broken plate, I wouldn’t just be insulted. I would probably get up and walk away from the table to avoid touching it
tuigger
r/ineedplates
paputsza
as a hot drink enjoyer a pasta straw sounds terrible. the people with celiac are also going to be shocked to find out that their sprite isn’t gluten free.
kateclar
Is that a saucer for a terracotta pot under the glass??
bakanisan
Broken plate is definitely a pass but I find pasta straw pretty cool. It has virtually no taste, if you can taste it, you are nibbling on it lol.
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They do realize people work hard for their money right? Keep the fucking jokes assholes, nobody gives a fuck about your self expression or whatever Put the damn food on a plate At least you got a glass for your drink, call it a win
Even looking at this picture for a solid 30 seconds, I was not understanding what “pasta straw” meant. I have never heard of such a thing and it just wouldn’t register to connect these 2 things even when it was right in front of me.
Lol. Noooo 🤦♀️
Fuck it. You got the job done
It’s a plate
Aw, hell naw, dawg. This isn’t even giving “artistry”, it’s giving “cheap”, and if they too cheap to replace the plates and not use pasta as a straw, that “mud pie” probably at least 60% actual mud, friend
Celiac me is angry by this

Ok in fairness, we just said we wanted plates. We didn’t specify we wanted whole plates.
Pasta gets soft in liquid. That’s what it’s supposed to do. Normal straws work because they don’t do that.
This is like building a house with water pipes made out of cardboard. It’s the lead balloon principle.
So many mad about the pasta straws. They are thicker than normal pasta so they hold up for at least an hour. If you drink slower than an hour take the straw out before you put it in the fridge.
Pasta straw is an April Fool’s prank posted a day late
Seems like a blatant safety violation.
I have OCD and one thing that makes me uncomfortable is broken glass or ceramic (it’s complicated, I have a paranoia that my cat will somehow eat a piece)
If you served me something on a broken plate, I wouldn’t just be insulted. I would probably get up and walk away from the table to avoid touching it
r/ineedplates
as a hot drink enjoyer a pasta straw sounds terrible. the people with celiac are also going to be shocked to find out that their sprite isn’t gluten free.
Is that a saucer for a terracotta pot under the glass??
Broken plate is definitely a pass but I find pasta straw pretty cool. It has virtually no taste, if you can taste it, you are nibbling on it lol.
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