It's my favorite, and I don't think I deserve this disrespect
by SufferAghora
40 Comments
Moron-Whisperer
Looks like a standard pineapple pizza. Trash.
REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum
Where’s the pizza?
CharmingAwareness545
You got roasted for a terrible photo, which in turn qualifies as a crime against pizza I suppose.
S34ND0N
Pizza is traditionally peasant food on top of flat breads.
It is a pizza.
However, ranch as sauce is a pizza misdemeanor without the use of marinara sauce
Low-Battery-Gang
Yea this is looking pretty criminal. A lot of crime taking place here today.
21Sweetness
Clinically insane ingredient list. Even more so bc that’s just raw spinach out the bag.
StrongArgument
That’s like the worst salad on top of pizza. Pineapple and spinach are acceptable toppings (I know, I know), and ranch or pepper flakes are acceptable dips. But cold, raw ingredients on top? Nah.
seaofmountains
100% crime. 0% pizza.
PokeCaptain
Ranch=🗑️
GoBeWithYourFamily
It’s a crime solely for the Tabasco.
Useless-Ulysses
If you had to ask you already knew
_Mikak
people love hating on ananas but that’s not a pizza and ranch on pizza is the worst
Bitter-Ad5745
You have some pizza under your crime.
Ok_Drawer7797
Definitely looks like drunk shit
techniponk
…Did you list pepperoni as an ingredient just to highlight it was removed from the pizza?
slyrhinoceros
This fowl concoction is downright dastardly!🤮
passthegabagool_
CRIME
itsonly6UTC
You’re guilty sorry
itsonly6UTC
Guilty for not cooking the spinach under the cheese, Guilty for not enough cheese and sauce. Guilty.
Redpin
Why would you film yourself committing a crime?
Practical-Raise4312
Literally trash
nmj95123
Toppings seem like a crime, but it also looks like it was delivered in a vertically held pizza box.
IDE_IS_LIFE
THE CRIME IS TOO MUCH
immatellyouwhat
That’s a WAP: Wet Ass Pizza
musicalchef1985
That’s easily a 3rd degree felony, maybe worse. I’ll be contacting an attorney
Aggravating_Host_276
I think the crime is in the execution. I’m good with pineapple on pizza and ranch as a dip….raw spinach on top is weird (and *NOT* a suitable substitute for basil) though I would eat it on the right pizza. Why would you remove pepperoni? The whole thing looks under-done to me.
6bfmv2
I like spicy things. I can accept Cayenne pepper and tabasco on pizza if you have no homemade chilli oil, fresh or dried chillies. I can accept raw spinach on a pizza. There are cooked and uncooked variants with spinach. Pepperoni or spicy salami, that’s fine too. I’m not American, so I’ve got no idea how Ranch tastes, but I hate dill… so that would be a no for me. Pineapple is still a big no.
Verdict: mappazzone. There are too many ingredients that don’t work combined… plus the pineapple which is automatically a guilty verdict.
EfficientSeaweed
I’ve reached a level of cynicism where I support this tbh
Fillmore80
Guilty guilty guilty
RuachDelSekai
Bread with random shit on it isn’t pizza
LegDayLass
You KNOW you deserve it.
ExquisitExamplE
Despite the sickening nature of the pizza, the fact that these yahoos are subjecting you to these indignities despite your clearly very flippant nature about the whole thing is pretty disappointing.
Old_Barnacle7777
You be you but this is a crime that you keep to yourself.
SnowDayWow
Much like OP’s username, that “pizza” is suffering.
Yama_retired2024
None of that belongs on a pizza.. but since it wasn’t a pizza..
Reasonable-Wing-2271
Attention hoes in here always do some donkey-ass shit they know is dumb, then be like “Iz DiS a PiZaaa CrymE!?”
QueenMelle
If this is a sanwich: A+
If this is pizza: triple fart minus.
GeorgesWoodenTeeth
That’s not pizza
KittyPyrate
Could have been put together better had the toppings been cooked, but the bones look good.
40 Comments
Looks like a standard pineapple pizza. Trash.
Where’s the pizza?
You got roasted for a terrible photo, which in turn qualifies as a crime against pizza I suppose.
Pizza is traditionally peasant food on top of flat breads.
It is a pizza.
However, ranch as sauce is a pizza misdemeanor without the use of marinara sauce
Yea this is looking pretty criminal. A lot of crime taking place here today.
Clinically insane ingredient list. Even more so bc that’s just raw spinach out the bag.
That’s like the worst salad on top of pizza. Pineapple and spinach are acceptable toppings (I know, I know), and ranch or pepper flakes are acceptable dips. But cold, raw ingredients on top? Nah.
100% crime. 0% pizza.
Ranch=🗑️
It’s a crime solely for the Tabasco.
If you had to ask you already knew
people love hating on ananas but that’s not a pizza and ranch on pizza is the worst
You have some pizza under your crime.
Definitely looks like drunk shit
…Did you list pepperoni as an ingredient just to highlight it was removed from the pizza?
This fowl concoction is downright dastardly!🤮
CRIME
You’re guilty sorry
Guilty for not cooking the spinach under the cheese,
Guilty for not enough cheese and sauce. Guilty.
Why would you film yourself committing a crime?
Literally trash
Toppings seem like a crime, but it also looks like it was delivered in a vertically held pizza box.
THE CRIME IS TOO MUCH
That’s a WAP: Wet Ass Pizza
That’s easily a 3rd degree felony, maybe worse. I’ll be contacting an attorney
I think the crime is in the execution. I’m good with pineapple on pizza and ranch as a dip….raw spinach on top is weird (and *NOT* a suitable substitute for basil) though I would eat it on the right pizza. Why would you remove pepperoni? The whole thing looks under-done to me.
I like spicy things. I can accept Cayenne pepper and tabasco on pizza if you have no homemade chilli oil, fresh or dried chillies. I can accept raw spinach on a pizza. There are cooked and uncooked variants with spinach. Pepperoni or spicy salami, that’s fine too. I’m not American, so I’ve got no idea how Ranch tastes, but I hate dill… so that would be a no for me. Pineapple is still a big no.
Verdict: mappazzone. There are too many ingredients that don’t work combined… plus the pineapple which is automatically a guilty verdict.
I’ve reached a level of cynicism where I support this tbh
Guilty guilty guilty
Bread with random shit on it isn’t pizza
You KNOW you deserve it.
Despite the sickening nature of the pizza, the fact that these yahoos are subjecting you to these indignities despite your clearly very flippant nature about the whole thing is pretty disappointing.
You be you but this is a crime that you keep to yourself.
Much like OP’s username, that “pizza” is suffering.
None of that belongs on a pizza.. but since it wasn’t a pizza..
Attention hoes in here always do some donkey-ass shit they know is dumb, then be like “Iz DiS a PiZaaa CrymE!?”
If this is a sanwich: A+
If this is pizza: triple fart minus.
That’s not pizza
Could have been put together better had the toppings been cooked, but the bones look good.
PRISON TIME