The antithesis

by MemoraNetwork

18 Comments

  1. MtnMaiden

    Always willing to give free massages to the waitresses

  2. Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

    Most of us are probably the mix of both memes

  3. regretchoice

    I joined this sub just last week and I think i’ve seen this and the doomer one at least 3 times each posted on here. Nice

  4. meh_69420

    I certainly don’t think about suicide, but I am disappointed every morning I don’t wake up dead.

  5. RandomLoLJournalist

    I like how the line cook position is so prosperous that even the bloomer has suicidal thoughts lmao

  6. Quercus408

    I put on *Toys in the Attic* by Aerosmith the other day and man, people were jamming to that album. I forgot how good it was.

  7. Intelligent-Feed-201

    There’s also the “is mexican; speaks broken english” line cook

  8. Plantain-Feeling

    Also true of KPs over the age of 20

    Appart from the cooking part

    And I’ll buy snacks not booze

  9. lilfreaksh0w

    i definitely curled up in a corner after brunch last saturday and took a nap before dinner service

  10. CurrentSkill7766

    Add in ‘Self medicates with a one-hitter on breaks’ and it’s a perfect fit for several former colleagues.

  11. shockjockeys

    This is how i aim to be like and i work retail 👍

  12. Bencetown

    We all know where our bosses’ house**s** are, and yet most kitvhen workers will blather on and on about how “akshually restaurants are, like, never profitable.”

    Can’t have it both ways.

    I, personally, have seen some of what the owners of restaurants I’ve worked in had. Spoiler: they ain’t poor, and that money is coming from somewhere. Oh, yeah, maybe it’s the business they own! Where they refuse to give their employees meaningful raises for a living wage!

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