My gf wanted to be cute and bought me a chef knife
We live together so I have only been using this while cooking at home đź—ż
by Northstarsuperstar
43 Comments
NapClub
i like the speed holes that make it go faster.
this is obviously a knife for guests to use when they need to open a bottle. or… scale a fish…
CodyHBKfan23
Is it any good?
ksfst
This looks like the knife of an anime villain but they cheaped out on the handle and made it normal
findallthebears
Well it’s a knife
meh_good_enough
Looks like some Grade A Mall Ninja Shit right there
AllHailAlBundy
When you’re the private chef for John Rambo.
siborg51
That’s a BBQ knife+spatula+beer-opener if I’ve ever seen one.
Perverse_psycology
It has a bottle opener for shift beers. Hell yeah.
nailemin
She bought you something.
Stef904
I would use the speed-holes to strip fresh herbs. Good camp-cooking knife if you can rustle up a sheath.
Bobaximus
jerkitout123
When dinner is at 10, but at 11 you need to kill some terrorists
MarkyGalore
Start using that at work without saying anything.
Tidalwave64
Is it sharp?
eggplant_avenger
it’ll probably cut a chef, mission accomplished
jg123224
You should probably marry her man,
jg123224
You should probably marry her man, she seems like a good egg.
Legitimate-Lab7173
No, she bought you a bottle opener shaped like a chef’s knife.
locsthechef
Bless her heart!
robbietreehorn
I was about to tell you to stfu and use it at home all the time and was pleased to see you are doing exactly that. Good boyfriend
SwanRonsonIsDead
This is the several knives in a knife shaped trenchcoat of knives
VaporwaveVib3s
Seems like a very thoughtful gift. Looks like she tried
basedswagyolo420
this belongs in r/MallNinjaShit
Previous_Repair8754
Is that a fucken bottle opener on the back?
The_Doog_s
Keeper!đź‘Ť
Wiggie49
So many failure points lol
al-ace
Someone gave me advice on gift-giving that I’ll never forget; if someone has a passion for something, assume they have the essentials and get something only tangentially related to the activity. I wouldn’t assume my friend that loves golfing needs a golf club, nor as someone that knows nothing about golf would I be good at picking out a golf club. But they might enjoy a water bottle designed to clip to a golf bag.
I have gotten countless knives and cooking accessories that I promptly give to my roommates 🤣
Demonprophecy
I feel like a bottle opener on a knife is a bad idea especially if you had a few to drink 🤣
MadGeller
My sister went through a phase where she bought me cheap gimmicky kitchen gadgets. Like super cheap. She couldn’t understand why I wasn’t happy and didn’t use them. Every xmas and birthday. Then I bought her a cheap gimmicky garden tool ( she is a professional gardener). She was like “WTF is this POS.” Then she got it and the crap gifts stopped.
lastig_
A for effort right? Can’t really expect too much knife knowledge from the average normal person
_S_w_a_n_k_y_
Wow, Johnny boy! You could’ve just told me you didn’t like it and not posted it online..
ph0en1x778
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Linvaderdespace
Please. Please take it to work. Please keep as straight a face as possible when you tell them that this is your new knife. Please film it for us.
weetus_yeetus
That is an amazing knife though, for home cooking. Imagine throwing a dinner party and whipping that mf out, priceless. I kinda want one now
Alto_GotEm
I once had a similar experience when a friend gifted me a high-end chef’s knife. At first, I was thrilled, but I quickly realized that the balance and weight were completely different from what I was used to. My first few attempts at chopping felt awkward, and I actually nicked myself a couple of times. It took a while, but once I adjusted, it became my favorite knife. Now, I can’t imagine cooking without it.
It’s funny how something so simple can change your whole kitchen experience. A good knife really does make a difference, but it also requires learning and adapting. I hope your new knife works out well for you! If anything, it’s a great excuse to experiment with different cutting techniques. Have you noticed any big differences in your chopping speed or precision yet?
Partyslayer
Hey…she tried. I couldn’t buy my lady a proper hairbrush.
JAMESONBREAKFAST
Just say thanks and tomorrow after work tell her “man I really like that knife you got me I used it all day” then just put it in your knife roll and use it to crack beers/conversation starter. She doesn’t need to know that it’s a shit knife and that you’re never gonna use it.
NotRealWater
I have this theory that while a bottle opener has value, anything that has a bottle opener added to it has less value than a bottle opener itself.
brutalcritc
World’s most dangerous bottle opener.
EssenceReavers
That’s a combat chef knife
MelanieWalmartinez
Fuck yeah bottle opener
protopigeon
Mall Ninjas assemble
nailheadchamber
You all dogging the knife but give the girl a break, she bought him something for something he loves to do, while it may not be the best or even good, the fact that she stopped, took the time to look up find something that he could use for his love. That is real love keep her happy man and she will love you forever and that is harder to find than a good knife.
43 Comments
i like the speed holes that make it go faster.
this is obviously a knife for guests to use when they need to open a bottle. or… scale a fish…
Is it any good?
This looks like the knife of an anime villain but they cheaped out on the handle and made it normal
Well it’s a knife
Looks like some Grade A Mall Ninja Shit right there
When you’re the private chef for John Rambo.
That’s a BBQ knife+spatula+beer-opener if I’ve ever seen one.
It has a bottle opener for shift beers. Hell yeah.
She bought you something.
I would use the speed-holes to strip fresh herbs.
Good camp-cooking knife if you can rustle up a sheath.
When dinner is at 10, but at 11 you need to kill some terrorists
Start using that at work without saying anything.
Is it sharp?
it’ll probably cut a chef, mission accomplished
You should probably marry her man,
You should probably marry her man, she seems like a good egg.
No, she bought you a bottle opener shaped like a chef’s knife.
Bless her heart!
I was about to tell you to stfu and use it at home all the time and was pleased to see you are doing exactly that. Good boyfriend
This is the several knives in a knife shaped trenchcoat of knives
Seems like a very thoughtful gift. Looks like she tried
this belongs in r/MallNinjaShit
Is that a fucken bottle opener on the back?
Keeper!đź‘Ť
So many failure points lol
Someone gave me advice on gift-giving that I’ll never forget; if someone has a passion for something, assume they have the essentials and get something only tangentially related to the activity. I wouldn’t assume my friend that loves golfing needs a golf club, nor as someone that knows nothing about golf would I be good at picking out a golf club. But they might enjoy a water bottle designed to clip to a golf bag.
I have gotten countless knives and cooking accessories that I promptly give to my roommates 🤣
I feel like a bottle opener on a knife is a bad idea especially if you had a few to drink 🤣
My sister went through a phase where she bought me cheap gimmicky kitchen gadgets. Like super cheap. She couldn’t understand why I wasn’t happy and didn’t use them. Every xmas and birthday. Then I bought her a cheap gimmicky garden tool ( she is a professional gardener). She was like “WTF is this POS.” Then she got it and the crap gifts stopped.
A for effort right? Can’t really expect too much knife knowledge from the average normal person
Wow, Johnny boy! You could’ve just told me you didn’t like it and not posted it online..
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Please. Please take it to work. Please keep as straight a face as possible when you tell them that this is your new knife. Please film it for us.
That is an amazing knife though, for home cooking. Imagine throwing a dinner party and whipping that mf out, priceless. I kinda want one now
I once had a similar experience when a friend gifted me a high-end chef’s knife. At first, I was thrilled, but I quickly realized that the balance and weight were completely different from what I was used to. My first few attempts at chopping felt awkward, and I actually nicked myself a couple of times. It took a while, but once I adjusted, it became my favorite knife. Now, I can’t imagine cooking without it.
It’s funny how something so simple can change your whole kitchen experience. A good knife really does make a difference, but it also requires learning and adapting. I hope your new knife works out well for you! If anything, it’s a great excuse to experiment with different cutting techniques. Have you noticed any big differences in your chopping speed or precision yet?
Hey…she tried. I couldn’t buy my lady a proper hairbrush.
Just say thanks and tomorrow after work tell her “man I really like that knife you got me I used it all day” then just put it in your knife roll and use it to crack beers/conversation starter. She doesn’t need to know that it’s a shit knife and that you’re never gonna use it.
I have this theory that while a bottle opener has value, anything that has a bottle opener added to it has less value than a bottle opener itself.
World’s most dangerous bottle opener.
That’s a combat chef knife
Fuck yeah bottle opener
Mall Ninjas assemble
You all dogging the knife but give the girl a break, she bought him something for something he loves to do, while it may not be the best or even good, the fact that she stopped, took the time to look up find something that he could use for his love. That is real love keep her happy man and she will love you forever and that is harder to find than a good knife.