Who wrote this shit on the whiteboard

by Upper_Basis_1512

27 Comments

  1. you can’t spell *Slaughter* without *Laughter*

  2. Diced_and_Confused

    There is no “I” in team.

    When you assume, you make an Ass of U and Me.

    What other crap is floating around out there?

  3. Notpickingmynosern

    You can’t spell assassinate without ass twice.

  4. Overly_Underwhelmed

    it’s total nonsense so probably written by someone lacking in imagination that wants to bring productivity down.

  5. Oh yeah
    I’m your basic average girl and I’m here to save the world
    You can’t stop me ’cause I’m Kim Possible

  6. Prestigious-Flower54

    Can I be kim possible instead, she was pretty bad ass.

  7. thePHTucker

    “Remember, gang, the only difference between ordinary and extraordinary…………is that little extra.”

  8. morry3232

    this was written by the server who the whole kitchen has dicked down

  9. pastfuturism

    “The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little something ‘extra’!”

  10. Previous_Repair8754

    The way I said “get away from me” right out loud when I read this 😂

  11. AkuTheNiceGuy

    I would write I quit underneath and let them figure it out

  12. Dragonhaugh

    You can’t spell impossible without “I’m piss”

  13. IDK, but if they’re found out there’s 6 cases of collards that need to be cleaned.

  14. CutsSoFresh

    Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself

  15. not-that-kind

    Them: “I’m going to need that on the fly.”

    Me: “That’s I’m possible.”

  16. Ronald_Raygun88

    “Here at *insert restaurant name*, we put the penis in happiness”

  17. I believe you’d get your ass kicked talking like that.

    ![gif](giphy|Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw)

  18. Why’d you delete the grout post?

    ![gif](giphy|yetxv6NWi0MyzJn7P0|downsized)

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