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Sourdough Guy here. I need you guys to give me a lift cuz I'm way down. Had a head spitting toothache for over a week now. Can hardly eat or think straight. (Makes it a little easier being a gay). Anyway here's my soft, easy chew food. Sourdough, mayo, mash tater, deli ham, Swiss cheese, Worcestersh
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Sourdough Guy here. I need you guys to give me a lift cuz I’m way down. Had a head spitting toothache for over a week now. Can hardly eat or think straight. (Makes it a little easier being a gay). Anyway here’s my soft, easy chew food. Sourdough, mayo, mash tater, deli ham, Swiss cheese, Worcestersh


Sourdough Guy here. I need you guys to give me a lift cuz I’m way down. Had a head spitting toothache for over a week now. Can hardly eat or think straight. (Makes it a little easier being a gay). Anyway here’s my soft, easy chew food. Sourdough, mayo, mash tater, deli ham, Swiss cheese, Worcestersh

by stroganoffagoat

8 Comments

  1. stroganoffagoat

    I’ve never been in so much pain in my life. Two weeks till I can have my teeth fixed. I Want to die.

  2. Prestigious-Oven3465

    Hell man, sorry you’re going through it. Tooth pains no joke. Have you gotten the numbing stuff from the store? Would help a little. Urgent care might be able to give you prescription lidocaine, that shit will numb it right up. Also don’t take Tylenol if you been drankin like the rest of us, that with alcohol with super fuck your liver

    Hope you feel better brotha. Your posts always make me happy, keep up the good gay work

  3. stroganoffagoat

    It’s all I can do to make it through work, then have a few drinks so that I can stop crying enough to eat something. Absolutely the worst pain I’ve ever felt. Tooth pain is the worst pain. Oral surgery can’t come fast enough.

  4. PushTheTrigger

    Hey brother sorry to hear you’re going through some pain. Tooth pain is the fucking worst. Just know that this random dude on the Internet is keeping you in his thoughts and rooting for you.

    I seriously saw this post on my feed and thought “oh hell yeah, sourdough guy is back.” Also +1 for being a gay

  5. LazyOldCat

    You can eat ibuprofen like M&M’s if you guzzle water, but stay away from Tylenol (Acetaminophen).

    Hope it gets better 🍻

  6. imnotpoopingyouare

    Second the ibuprofen but lots and lots of water if you are having drinks. Not as bad as acetaminophen, it’ll fuck you up if you drink and take it.

    It won’t stop the pain but it will slowly stop the thump.

    Don’t bother with orajel brand it’s shit, find yourself some Anbesol gel. It’s the only stuff I’ve found that cuts the pain. (Same active ingredients but it definitely works better)

    Use lots of it!

    It looks like this.

    https://www.target.com/p/anbesol-instant-pain-relief-0-33-oz/-/A-1002171887?sid=&TCID=PDS-20986569243&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD-5dfbugOu71fTsCoN_SUKJYYWXP&gclid=Cj0KCQjw782_BhDjARIsABTv_JDgcoCuvGyk7njPnie3iMt7Wv2xFwi9hufwU_XlYevgGakQwRylanwaAk_eEALw_wcB

    Wishing you luck!

  7. uberpickle

    What everyone else said so far, plus you might want to try some clove oil. It might be labeled oil of clove because it sounds more serious and official or something?🤷🏼‍♀️ so check for both if it’s listed alphabetically. You apply it topically, so it can be used with other pain killers.

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