That is a grilled penis and I refuse to believe otherwise. You were served a grilled penis.
impliedapathy
/r/mildlypenis
jerrythecactus
Was there some kind of mistranslation. Maybe they thought you said “stick”?
CurlSagan
Technically, this steak is a popsicle.
EngagedInConvexation
“Home of the 18″er”
If you can take the whole thing, the kids eat free.
pm-me-your-junk
>tube steak
New euphemism discovered
lacrosse771
This came from a restaurant?
Ambitious-Body8133
Tube steak covered in gitch with créme ala sum yung gui?
inferni_advocatvs
Is that a degloved Wellington?
PfedrikTheChawg
Oh, that’s bullshit.
NoUDidntGurl
r/dontputthatinyourass
throwwwittawaayyy
looks like it was cooked okay at least 😅
insidioussnailshell
Nsfw is sending me
Correct-Holiday-6972
You cordon off the crime scene and I’ll call the police 🚨
titivator
What’s with the popsicle sticks?
PoopTransplant
Someone overcooked your horse cock
Putrid_Ad_7122
Can’t you send it back?
They’d have to pay me to eat that and I’d still have to tink about it. Eating out is an experience and I wouldn’t want to go home thinking I paid good money to eat something that resembles the shape of it coming out; not going in.
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That’s a dick from a crotch
That is a grilled penis and I refuse to believe otherwise. You were served a grilled penis.
/r/mildlypenis
Was there some kind of mistranslation. Maybe they thought you said “stick”?
Technically, this steak is a popsicle.
“Home of the 18″er”
If you can take the whole thing, the kids eat free.
>tube steak
New euphemism discovered
This came from a restaurant?
Tube steak covered in gitch with créme ala sum yung gui?
Is that a degloved Wellington?
Oh, that’s bullshit.
r/dontputthatinyourass
looks like it was cooked okay at least 😅
Nsfw is sending me
You cordon off the crime scene and I’ll call the police 🚨
What’s with the popsicle sticks?
Someone overcooked your horse cock
Can’t you send it back?
They’d have to pay me to eat that and I’d still have to tink about it. Eating out is an experience and I wouldn’t want to go home thinking I paid good money to eat something that resembles the shape of it coming out; not going in.
Why do I see popsicle sticks ?
I got a tube steak for you right here
Ribeye cap
Well that’s ONE way to serve a *loin*
Elephant dick
shit woulda got tubed back