Recently switched to a new kitchen/employer and saw this
Recently switched to a new kitchen/employer and saw this
by JuztSomeDude79
28 Comments
RatBoy86
Why is that random quotation mark there in four?
Dawnzila
I like it.
verybadbuddha
Your Mom.
grampaspace
faucetpants
Absolutely perfect
BillsMafia84
This is incredible lol
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As a recovering Irish Catholic, this had just the right amount of divine guilt.
Capt_Murphy_
Love it, there should be a list of sassy guidelines like this in every workplace. Equal parts wisdom and humor.
ihatetheplaceilive
That is a smart person.
REALtumbisturdler
“wash your dick beaters, ladies and gents” – every single line check
B0Nnaaayy
I can’t believe someone went to the trouble to laminate this
Particular_Life2087
10 kitchen commandments!
ScudsCorp
Denny’s is that bad, huh.
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
Denny’s catching strays.
somniopus
10 is the realest thing on that list
ohheyhowsitgoin
Rule 2 reminds me of the children’s book I threatened my cooks with writing. “Everything is Hot”
adcgefd
Sounds like someone has been listening to a compilation of Anthony Bourdain monologues
entity3141592653
Heard Chef, we’re printing out cheat sheets for the youngins
ugly_tst
I’m stealing this.
theFooMart
Rule number six seems pretty good to me.
hrmarsehole
Preach
coffeepizzawine50
Every successful restaurant I worked at had at least 2 cooks on every shift that gave a shit, a well paid dishwasher, a competent host, and 1/3 of the service staff that were professionals.
wheelperson
So don’t touch anything?
runkrod1140
Glad one of these posts was actually a good list. They are usually “we will deduct all French fries from your pay” kind of toxic nonsense. This looks like it might be a good place to work, good luck!
clodmonet
My first dishdog gig was at a mom and pop joint, and the guy only had one thing to say: “you’re best ability is your reliability.” That right there is a fucking summary.
510Goodhands
#9, 😆
PlasmaGoblin
I came in expecting to hate that list, turns out it was a nice read.
hesperoidea
unironically a really good list. wish I’d had coworkers back in the day who followed no. 2 and no. 10. even in my current (non-food, but it’s hospital now) job I catch people, to my horror, not washing their hands. at least there’s nothing hot for these morons to burn themselves on.
28 Comments
Why is that random quotation mark there in four?
I like it.
Your Mom.
Absolutely perfect
This is incredible lol
As a recovering Irish Catholic, this had just the right amount of divine guilt.
Love it, there should be a list of sassy guidelines like this in every workplace. Equal parts wisdom and humor.
That is a smart person.
“wash your dick beaters, ladies and gents” – every single line check
I can’t believe someone went to the trouble to laminate this
10 kitchen commandments!
Denny’s is that bad, huh.
Denny’s catching strays.
10 is the realest thing on that list
Rule 2 reminds me of the children’s book I threatened my cooks with writing. “Everything is Hot”
Sounds like someone has been listening to a compilation of Anthony Bourdain monologues
Heard Chef, we’re printing out cheat sheets for the youngins
I’m stealing this.
Rule number six seems pretty good to me.
Preach
Every successful restaurant I worked at had at least 2 cooks on every shift that gave a shit, a well paid dishwasher, a competent host, and 1/3 of the service staff that were professionals.
So don’t touch anything?
Glad one of these posts was actually a good list. They are usually “we will deduct all French fries from your pay” kind of toxic nonsense. This looks like it might be a good place to work, good luck!
My first dishdog gig was at a mom and pop joint, and the guy only had one thing to say: “you’re best ability is your reliability.” That right there is a fucking summary.
#9, 😆
I came in expecting to hate that list, turns out it was a nice read.
unironically a really good list. wish I’d had coworkers back in the day who followed no. 2 and no. 10. even in my current (non-food, but it’s hospital now) job I catch people, to my horror, not washing their hands. at least there’s nothing hot for these morons to burn themselves on.