Just fresh peeled garlic and pepperoni on a pizza?
Express-Dragonfly986
No crime just….. preference lol
Dirtheavy
pepperoni and toenails
elasticbandmann
I usually slice the garlic and put it on the sauce but nothing wrong with it on top. This one’s not even a misdemeanour.
KR_Steel
What’s that? Desiccated moth cocoons?
Background_Essay_676
I thought it was some sort of citrus seed
samoorai44
I’d eat it even if there was no crust, sauce, cheese or pepperoni.
Critical-Ad1317
As a man that has a garlic bulb tattooed on his head, I approve of this pizza. But also, the garlic looks like fingernails, you’re welcome.
stillnotelf
I’m suspicious you trimmed the garlic wrong but no crime
MadOvid
I’m not gonna say it’s pretty. And honestly I thought those were orange seeds for a minute. But… Put some mushrooms on there and it’d be perfect.
Sleepy-Blonde
The only crime is not peeling the garlic
danfish_77
Is the garlic unpeeled??
in1gom0ntoya
the pizza place near me offers sliced garlic as a topping choice and its fucking slaps with whatever you want it to go with because it’s garlic and only heathens and abominations don like garlic.
that said, this is a visual crime.
Catfish_Mudcat
Are those teeth?
Sea-Rip-9635
Why are there thumbnails on it?
Consistent_Ad3181
Just a minor caution, it probably tastes good but it’s a fugly pizza
visionsofcry
Is that skin on garlic for the extra fiber and nutrients?
rockviper
100% Crime! LoL!
jamthewizard
Pretty sure garlic is a super normal topping. In fact, I remember you could have it on dominos pizza or pizza pizza when ordering online.
Beeradleeguy
I’d eat it! I love some garlic
GreatestGreekGuy
If that’s just garlic then… what’s the issue?
photostrat
Calling it a pie means you go to jail.
Dachd43
Um.. did you leave the paper on the garlic?
Z-Sprinkle
The only crime is gonna be your breath after eating
DookieToe2
I like how you threw a bunch of garlic bombs on there.
LifeLikeAGrapefruit
Peel the goddamn garlic, dude.
YaronYarone
A lot of garlic
GibMirMeinAlltagstod
I thought those were lemon seeds, THAT would be a crime
PhinsFutureSB-Champs
I’ve never seen garlic look more unappetizing then this and I thought I’d never say that
RMMacFru
Since OP has stated that the garlic is peeled then not a crime.
However…those are the paperiest garlic cloves I have ever seen. OP should charge the store with a crime.
Innocent, probably tasty, but presentation is…meh. (yeah, I’m subbed to r/garlic)
brendamrl
Why your garlic look like orange pits
Yaughl
Any food you make for yourself in the privacy of your own kitchen is never a crime.
Bismothe-the-Shade
Pepperoni and teeth pizza
BossBabeInControl
I thought those were pine nuts at first.
The_Strom784
SolusLightblast
It has garlic. People’s breath and bodies stink so bad after eating it. CRIME
RedForkKnife
I thought that was cardamom at first which would be 10x worse honestly
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What is it? Garlic?
I don’t get it, how could it be a crime?
Just fresh peeled garlic and pepperoni on a pizza?
No crime just….. preference lol
pepperoni and toenails
I usually slice the garlic and put it on the sauce but nothing wrong with it on top. This one’s not even a misdemeanour.
What’s that? Desiccated moth cocoons?
I thought it was some sort of citrus seed
I’d eat it even if there was no crust, sauce, cheese or pepperoni.
As a man that has a garlic bulb tattooed on his head, I approve of this pizza. But also, the garlic looks like fingernails, you’re welcome.
I’m suspicious you trimmed the garlic wrong but no crime
I’m not gonna say it’s pretty. And honestly I thought those were orange seeds for a minute. But… Put some mushrooms on there and it’d be perfect.
The only crime is not peeling the garlic
Is the garlic unpeeled??
the pizza place near me offers sliced garlic as a topping choice and its fucking slaps with whatever you want it to go with because it’s garlic and only heathens and abominations don like garlic.
that said, this is a visual crime.
Are those teeth?
Why are there thumbnails on it?
Just a minor caution, it probably tastes good but it’s a fugly pizza
Is that skin on garlic for the extra fiber and nutrients?
100% Crime! LoL!
Pretty sure garlic is a super normal topping. In fact, I remember you could have it on dominos pizza or pizza pizza when ordering online.
I’d eat it! I love some garlic
If that’s just garlic then… what’s the issue?
Calling it a pie means you go to jail.
Um.. did you leave the paper on the garlic?
The only crime is gonna be your breath after eating
I like how you threw a bunch of garlic bombs on there.
Peel the goddamn garlic, dude.
A lot of garlic
I thought those were lemon seeds, THAT would be a crime
I’ve never seen garlic look more unappetizing then this and I thought I’d never say that
Since OP has stated that the garlic is peeled then not a crime.
However…those are the paperiest garlic cloves I have ever seen. OP should charge the store with a crime.
Innocent, probably tasty, but presentation is…meh. (yeah, I’m subbed to r/garlic)
Why your garlic look like orange pits
Any food you make for yourself in the privacy of your own kitchen is never a crime.
Pepperoni and teeth pizza
I thought those were pine nuts at first.
It has garlic. People’s breath and bodies stink so bad after eating it. CRIME
I thought that was cardamom at first which would be 10x worse honestly
The bad breath pizza