You should call them and ask if they are ok. This is some serious depression stuff.
Typography77
This is ingredients..
GoGoGo26
Where’s the flavor? The spice? They got protein and veggies in there but no joy
ihatemyselfcashmoney
Your friend needs an intervention
HydrationSeeker
There is no joy here. none
Sexisthunter
I love asparagus with all my heart, but what the hell is that???
WinifredZachery
Why do I get the feeling that the friend is German…
cattermelon34
What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your aspara-ghost
Wraxyth
I see eggs and ham and white asparagus, but what are the little round things?
paraworldblue
Your friend is a serial killer
ExtraBreadPls
Did a Dementor breathe on it first?
3_Fast_5_You
I don’t see the problem. I’d eat that.
Puzzled_Pop_6845
Such a pretentious way to cut eggs
Tryingmybestsorta
Oh I would devour that happily
seeder33
Id eat this and then Id go make a proper meal.
PineTreeCumrade
i hope your friend survives the war
MoobooMagoo
Other than the weirdly ghostly asparagus this looks tasty
xMRxWHITEx
This is peak German Abendbrot.
SausageBuscuit
“Hmmm…I only have one egg. Maybe if I cut it in sixteenths it will feel like I have more.”
42tatltuae
he’s just dutch, that’s all.
Besteklade
Just needs some sauce to pull it all together. Looks jummy to me
swim_and_sleep
Is your friend the future CEO of Lumon
Skate_faced
A rare disorder where a persons tongue is totally smooth aside from three distinct tastebuds.
Only explanation I got.
Bildungsfetisch
…that’s a fairly balanced meal.
White asparagus with sliced ham is good. Lots of protein, some but not all carbs…
I’d personally miss some sauce but yeah, that’s a normal meal
ninalice_b
Eh honestly I’d eat that. With a nice homemade mayo or something
Stickz99
Is that asparagus or sprouts of fungus from the last of us?
Embarrassed_Angle_59
Add some hollandaise sauce and we’re done
rotundanimal
The meal isn’t the problem, it’s the fact they thought it was worth posting
StrawbraryLiberry
It looks like an alien meal being eaten underwater
DiamondTippedDriller
Looks like the German hospital food in a mental ward (don’t ask how I know)
JDangle20
Did he eat it with his salad fingers?
Doctor_What_
This isn’t a meal, it’s a cry for help.
Happy_Foundation6198
Just missing the sauce. otherwise a normal white asparagus dish
manicstoic_
White Asparagus is delicious, but it has an outer skin that’s tough as kevlar so you do have to peel them first. They’re much more delicate, less asparagy, but still retain a nice flavor. They are excellent with hard boiled eggs, hollandaise, or an herbaceous infused beurre-blanc.
This, as a deconstructed dish, has many of the same ingredients as one of the composed dishes I served when I worked Michelin in NYC.
Pickled jalapeño and hollandaise with egg on top of white asparagus. Hit it with a little Maldon and then top that off with chives & some chervil and you’ve got a pretty tasty little meal.
SuperSparerib
Soft-boil those eggs, add some hollandaise, and id DEVOUR that shit
Hyperborealius
has your friend recently discovered keto?
Business_Curve_7281
I LOVE white asparagus
Castille_92
Guessing your friend is on a weight loss journey? I see plates like this often in weight loss groups so it doesn’t even look weird to me lol
Platinum-Chan
Asparagus season is upon us, and now we shall feast.
slimmer01
Well, it is spargel season so…
sheneversawitcoming
Showed my Dutch husband: “this is Dutch and FANTASTIC. They can go fuck themselves”
NoHunter9773
It might just be me but I think it looks fire in a simple way 🤣
timbitttts
This is the opposite of r/GTBAE
Jumped-Up_Vulgarian
Pale foods unite!
schematicboy
Needs some hollandaise sauce.
I_might_be_weasel
It’s not even the quality of the food or the combination of foods that bothers me. It’s how much time someone spent curating the plating of it all.
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You should call them and ask if they are ok. This is some serious depression stuff.
This is ingredients..
Where’s the flavor? The spice? They got protein and veggies in there but no joy
Your friend needs an intervention
There is no joy here. none
I love asparagus with all my heart, but what the hell is that???
Why do I get the feeling that the friend is German…
What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your aspara-ghost
I see eggs and ham and white asparagus, but what are the little round things?
Your friend is a serial killer
Did a Dementor breathe on it first?
I don’t see the problem. I’d eat that.
Such a pretentious way to cut eggs
Oh I would devour that happily
Id eat this and then Id go make a proper meal.
i hope your friend survives the war
Other than the weirdly ghostly asparagus this looks tasty
This is peak German Abendbrot.
“Hmmm…I only have one egg. Maybe if I cut it in sixteenths it will feel like I have more.”
he’s just dutch, that’s all.
Just needs some sauce to pull it all together.
Looks jummy to me
Is your friend the future CEO of Lumon
A rare disorder where a persons tongue is totally smooth aside from three distinct tastebuds.
Only explanation I got.
…that’s a fairly balanced meal.
White asparagus with sliced ham is good. Lots of protein, some but not all carbs…
I’d personally miss some sauce but yeah, that’s a normal meal
Eh honestly I’d eat that. With a nice homemade mayo or something
Is that asparagus or sprouts of fungus from the last of us?
Add some hollandaise sauce and we’re done
The meal isn’t the problem, it’s the fact they thought it was worth posting
It looks like an alien meal being eaten underwater
Looks like the German hospital food in a mental ward (don’t ask how I know)
Did he eat it with his salad fingers?
This isn’t a meal, it’s a cry for help.
Just missing the sauce. otherwise a normal white asparagus dish
White Asparagus is delicious, but it has an outer skin that’s tough as kevlar so you do have to peel them first. They’re much more delicate, less asparagy, but still retain a nice flavor. They are excellent with hard boiled eggs, hollandaise, or an herbaceous infused beurre-blanc.
This, as a deconstructed dish, has many of the same ingredients as one of the composed dishes I served when I worked Michelin in NYC.
Pickled jalapeño and hollandaise with egg on top of white asparagus. Hit it with a little Maldon and then top that off with chives & some chervil and you’ve got a pretty tasty little meal.
Soft-boil those eggs, add some hollandaise, and id DEVOUR that shit
has your friend recently discovered keto?
I LOVE white asparagus
Guessing your friend is on a weight loss journey? I see plates like this often in weight loss groups so it doesn’t even look weird to me lol
Asparagus season is upon us, and now we shall feast.
Well, it is spargel season so…
Showed my Dutch husband: “this is Dutch and FANTASTIC. They can go fuck themselves”
It might just be me but I think it looks fire in a simple way 🤣
This is the opposite of r/GTBAE
Pale foods unite!
Needs some hollandaise sauce.
It’s not even the quality of the food or the combination of foods that bothers me. It’s how much time someone spent curating the plating of it all.
It’s rather autism or being Dutch or German.
Did they make it all out of playdough?