Our culinary team recently discovered pink kitchen tape. We currently use blue tape. They want to switch to pink. I told them that if they could make a compelling argument as to why we should swap, then I would consider the change. So…last night I got this.
I think they’ve won this round.
by Autosaveme
43 Comments
ejolson
I think you gotta switch to pink tape bud
Expert-Host5442
So…. pink tape then.
bobcats2019
Making them go through red tape to get the pink tape, nice
frontadmiral
Shit that made me want to switch to pink tape
sentrosi420
Yeah.. it’s hard to argue the hard copies.
SvenRah
Even, I, want pink tape now.
NoghaDene
Big Pink Tape has entered the sub and isn’t messing around…
Evil_Eukaryote
The numbers don’t lie
Sir_twitch
I switched to neon green. Never going back!
OdinsLightning
The reason for blue is there is no blue food for it to get camouflaged in. Same with Bandaids. Pink can hide in lots of stuff
PlasmaGoblin
My argument would just be, it’ll make us happy and not hound you for the change.
amazonhelpless
Counter point: there are pink foods in a kitchen and you don’t want to be serving people tiny pieces of tape. Same reason why food service bandaids are bright blue.
undeadlamaar
As a graphic artist, who lurks here for some reason, and find myself constantly having to battle with clients over WHY contrast is sooo important and repeatedly find myself having to tell people stuff like navy blue writing on a black background is not a good design decision.
I say go with the pink.
Plus, it gives you an excuse to belt out one of the greatest Aerosmith songs from time to time.
sauteslut
Imagine having this kind of free time
N7Longhorn
Yeah they win
thewebspinner
So we’re all switching to pink tape right?
whole_farted
Black tape, silver sharpie is the way
CranberrySchnapps
You should reply back stating if the topic of switching tape is truly on the table, neon yellow, lime green, and fluorescent orange should be considered as well.
-praughna-
This went from “ha ha very funny” to “oh shit should I switch the pink tape?”
an0nim0us101
Hey chatgpt, write a funny and sarcastic letter to my boss the chef arguing why we should use pink tape instead of blue..
That said the arguments are good, I would switch to pink tape because it’s a good argument and pink Sharpies because I’m an asshole.
ZebraHunterz
And then you said sorry the blue tape is a nickel less a roll.
pailee
I think you shouldn’t make such an important decision based on such preliminary findings. I would approach this topic by setting up a project steering committee and a clear project plan with achievable but bold schedule. I think 3 to 6 months of proof of concept should allow to gather some preliminary findings based on which you can consider the next steps. This would clear a path for the introduction of proper testing. I estimate that this time next year, we should be closer to creating a list of potential providers for final testing.
teslahater
I really enjoyed reading this in a trump voice. Hilarious you got a good team chef
Fit_Palpitation2299
Wait until you try neon green.
Particular_Life2087
Well that settles it!
BicyclePoweredRocket
This is fantastic!
__spice
the swatch sample is killing me…the ragged blue edges, the magically sharp pink, terrible handwriting on blue, tidy on pink—you better hold them to these improved handwriting standards chef!
MrsLisaOliver
Is their side hustle Analytical Engineer?
timothyhayy
Sounds like AI
WallStLegends
That last guy is in the wrong career lol
AnotherRandomDFF
Shit I only work FoH decades ago and I’m getting the pink tape.
Mermaid_meriah_
I love the pink tape code ‘FF5BAE’ 😂
glitter_bitch
they even included hex codes, so i will hand the win to them on passion alone lol
UnusuallyScented
One of your kitchen workers is underemployed.
phyllorhizae
Very tempted to send this to my own chef in an attempt to get pink tape.
scotch-o
If they make a stink, ya gotta get pink.
BananaOrp
As someone who works with web products I was absolutely tickled by the citation of WCAG standards for contrast. Love how deep they went in their arguments in favor
CertainRegret4491
That is some quality work. Did you just reply “fine “?
surejann_
OldschoolSysadmin
Why are you hiring engineers 🤣
porkbuttstuff
Shit, now I need pink tape.
KKadera13
Fired for being overqualified.
girlwithsilvereyes
I was tickled by this and showed out to my husband, who said he just labeled all his guitar pedal boxes with blue tape and noticed he couldn’t read them in low light, so now he’s going to go look for pink tape. So you can tell your crew their argument is making a difference outside your kitchen!
43 Comments
I think you gotta switch to pink tape bud
So…. pink tape then.
Making them go through red tape to get the pink tape, nice
Shit that made me want to switch to pink tape
Yeah.. it’s hard to argue the hard copies.
Even, I, want pink tape now.
Big Pink Tape has entered the sub and isn’t messing around…
The numbers don’t lie
I switched to neon green. Never going back!
The reason for blue is there is no blue food for it to get camouflaged in. Same with Bandaids. Pink can hide in lots of stuff
My argument would just be, it’ll make us happy and not hound you for the change.
Counter point: there are pink foods in a kitchen and you don’t want to be serving people tiny pieces of tape. Same reason why food service bandaids are bright blue.
As a graphic artist, who lurks here for some reason, and find myself constantly having to battle with clients over WHY contrast is sooo important and repeatedly find myself having to tell people stuff like navy blue writing on a black background is not a good design decision.
I say go with the pink.
Plus, it gives you an excuse to belt out one of the greatest Aerosmith songs from time to time.
Imagine having this kind of free time
Yeah they win
So we’re all switching to pink tape right?
Black tape, silver sharpie is the way
You should reply back stating if the topic of switching tape is truly on the table, neon yellow, lime green, and fluorescent orange should be considered as well.
This went from “ha ha very funny” to “oh shit should I switch the pink tape?”
Hey chatgpt, write a funny and sarcastic letter to my boss the chef arguing why we should use pink tape instead of blue..
That said the arguments are good, I would switch to pink tape because it’s a good argument and pink Sharpies because I’m an asshole.
And then you said sorry the blue tape is a nickel less a roll.
I think you shouldn’t make such an important decision based on such preliminary findings. I would approach this topic by setting up a project steering committee and a clear project plan with achievable but bold schedule. I think 3 to 6 months of proof of concept should allow to gather some preliminary findings based on which you can consider the next steps. This would clear a path for the introduction of proper testing. I estimate that this time next year, we should be closer to creating a list of potential providers for final testing.
I really enjoyed reading this in a trump voice. Hilarious you got a good team chef
Wait until you try neon green.
Well that settles it!
This is fantastic!
the swatch sample is killing me…the ragged blue edges, the magically sharp pink, terrible handwriting on blue, tidy on pink—you better hold them to these improved handwriting standards chef!
Is their side hustle Analytical Engineer?
Sounds like AI
That last guy is in the wrong career lol
Shit I only work FoH decades ago and I’m getting the pink tape.
I love the pink tape code ‘FF5BAE’ 😂
they even included hex codes, so i will hand the win to them on passion alone lol
One of your kitchen workers is underemployed.
Very tempted to send this to my own chef in an attempt to get pink tape.
If they make a stink, ya gotta get pink.
As someone who works with web products I was absolutely tickled by the citation of WCAG standards for contrast. Love how deep they went in their arguments in favor
That is some quality work. Did you just reply “fine “?
Why are you hiring engineers 🤣
Shit, now I need pink tape.
Fired for being overqualified.
I was tickled by this and showed out to my husband, who said he just labeled all his guitar pedal boxes with blue tape and noticed he couldn’t read them in low light, so now he’s going to go look for pink tape. So you can tell your crew their argument is making a difference outside your kitchen!