Idk… next time kick in the extra .16 cents and go with a trusted name in shit pizza: Totinos!
cinderbrewmeadery
why u no cook it bro
User013579
If you bake it in the oven it will be even better.
AntisocialDick
You aren’t supposed to eat it frozen though…
Fun-Mud3861
Hahaha the cutlery cost more
NoMorePunch
Is your oven broken?
PoopTransplant
I don’t see how it could taste any more disappointing than it looks.
Chucktayz
Lil ranch and franks red hot are needed
Nosaja_adjacenT
I know it says frozen, but I don’t think it’s meant to be eaten that way. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, you should keep herbs and spices in your pantry for moments like this, hot sauce works in a pinch.
HappyCamper808
Looks good to me. Thats about the best you can do with 1$
Alternative-Salad800
What you should’ve did.
BrotherQuartus
A sprinkle of herbs, a toss of garlic powder, and a few shakes of crushed red pepper flakes and that would be fine. For the money, it’s worth it. Some days we eat Great Value and that’s ok.
Dangerous-Courage412
this is terribly sad.
Eddily
Fork and knife though?
YoghurtSnodgrass
Knife and fork on a ceramic plate, this is some gourmet shit
Mickeymcirishman
I used to love getting these things. You can add whatever you want onto it and make it really good. Extra cheese, bacon bits, whatever leftover meats or veggies you got hanging arpund in the fridge anything. Heat it in the oven and then go to town.
Superb_Mulberry_5440
I’m sorry
that-Sarah-girl
You paid too much
HighFiveKoala
I did the same when I lived alone but I at least made sure to microwave it
shadowtheimpure
Y’know, for just 0.5 cents/ounce more you can get a Great Value rising crust three meat pizza that is infinitely more satisfying.
Cyber-Wolverine
Buy some pepperoni! You could salvage it a tiny bit.
JohKohLoh
It’s ok to cook it
what_1
It’s one of the pizzas that aren’t microwaveable… I just know this because of a friend. Yeahhhhh…
SicknessofChoice
I like Totinos! 🤣
SharpFlamerz
now where’s the crust?
CockbagSpink
Cheap frozen pizzas just hit the spot sometimes, my go to is the red baron supremes.
pookiemook
ITT: People who don’t know what a still-frozen pizza looks like
I_might_be_weasel
You know it’s the best extra fancy kind when the shredded cheese won’t melt.
Locutus_is_Gorg
I swear half of these posts are Charlie Kelly
Oval-Bite
Gorden Ramsey better not see this. He’ll have a fuckin fit 😤
RexLizardWizard
I have such a soft spot for shitty frozen pizza. It’s just the ultimate comfort food.
noodle-face
You know I dunno about their $1.34 pizza but great value stuff is actually low-key good
Saarlak
It tastes better when you cook it all the way through.
RhodyGuy1
What is wrong with you? You’re supposed to cook the fucking thing LOL
snowocean84
I like the knife and fork when we all know you’ll just roll that up like the world’s saddest stromboli and eat it with your hands in bed
arthurdentstowels
You are supposed to fold it in half and eat it like a taco one-handed, while you browse r/breadstapledtotrees with the other hand.
SOLORoasis
Tostinos. I remember tgose. Add onion, jalopenio, and herbs
qinlpan
Nothing wrong with frozen pizza tbh, depends on the brand obviously
Kingston023
You poor thing.
LostinQuiddity
My kids love these!
itsmyfirsttimegoeasy
Soon that will be a premium $10 frozen pizza.
The-Final-Reason
Learn to cook. This isn’t a shitty meal chief. Why is this getting so many upvotes.
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Idk… next time kick in the extra .16 cents and go with a trusted name in shit pizza: Totinos!
why u no cook it bro
If you bake it in the oven it will be even better.
You aren’t supposed to eat it frozen though…
Hahaha the cutlery cost more
Is your oven broken?
I don’t see how it could taste any more disappointing than it looks.
Lil ranch and franks red hot are needed
I know it says frozen, but I don’t think it’s meant to be eaten that way. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, you should keep herbs and spices in your pantry for moments like this, hot sauce works in a pinch.
Looks good to me. Thats about the best you can do with 1$
What you should’ve did.
A sprinkle of herbs, a toss of garlic powder, and a few shakes of crushed red pepper flakes and that would be fine. For the money, it’s worth it. Some days we eat Great Value and that’s ok.
this is terribly sad.
Fork and knife though?
Knife and fork on a ceramic plate, this is some gourmet shit
I used to love getting these things. You can add whatever you want onto it and make it really good. Extra cheese, bacon bits, whatever leftover meats or veggies you got hanging arpund in the fridge anything. Heat it in the oven and then go to town.
I’m sorry
You paid too much
I did the same when I lived alone but I at least made sure to microwave it
Y’know, for just 0.5 cents/ounce more you can get a Great Value rising crust three meat pizza that is infinitely more satisfying.
Buy some pepperoni! You could salvage it a tiny bit.
It’s ok to cook it
It’s one of the pizzas that aren’t microwaveable… I just know this because of a friend. Yeahhhhh…
I like Totinos! 🤣
now where’s the crust?
Cheap frozen pizzas just hit the spot sometimes, my go to is the red baron supremes.
ITT: People who don’t know what a still-frozen pizza looks like
You know it’s the best extra fancy kind when the shredded cheese won’t melt.
I swear half of these posts are Charlie Kelly
Gorden Ramsey better not see this. He’ll have a fuckin fit 😤
I have such a soft spot for shitty frozen pizza. It’s just the ultimate comfort food.
You know I dunno about their $1.34 pizza but great value stuff is actually low-key good
It tastes better when you cook it all the way through.
What is wrong with you? You’re supposed to cook the fucking thing LOL
I like the knife and fork when we all know you’ll just roll that up like the world’s saddest stromboli and eat it with your hands in bed
You are supposed to fold it in half and eat it like a taco one-handed, while you browse r/breadstapledtotrees with the other hand.
Tostinos. I remember tgose. Add onion, jalopenio, and herbs
Nothing wrong with frozen pizza tbh, depends on the brand obviously
You poor thing.
My kids love these!
Soon that will be a premium $10 frozen pizza.
Learn to cook. This isn’t a shitty meal chief. Why is this getting so many upvotes.
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