Was told in a post at r/guiltydogs that maybe you guys would enjoy my misfortune. I left it on the counter for about 2 minutes while the oven was heating up to get my phone upstairs…
Also very funny that you have a specifically “Brazilian” flair cause it is indeed a brazilian pizza, and yes, those are eggs.
by barblob
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Your dog made the pizza??
Criminal negligence.
Pizza was a crime, but I vote we pardon the doggo. He was trying to save you from eating whatever that was.
Enjoying pizza is not a crime
Brazilian pizza.
At least this one didn’t have corn and green peas on it.
It’s like when your underage son does a murder. The parent is held responsible— if not by the law then by the general public. This beautiful woofer committed a serious pizza crime. The dogfather?: RESPONSIBLE.
The dog did you a favor so you did not have to eat that abomination
I don’t care if he did it, if I’m on the jury I’m not convicting him.
Hardboiled eggs?! Enjoy your dog farts!
Yo did you just rat out your dog though?
That poor pooch deserves to eat real pizza!
It was a crime of passion. That passiom keeping you from eating that abomination
Why the fuck would you put boiled eggs on a pizza? Dog is just trying to save his human from this monstrosity.