My wife says I have too many. I think there’s probably room for at least two more.
My wife says I have too many. I think there’s probably room for at least two more.
by Fecal_Tornado
38 Comments
poop-money
Get a drum smoker.
buddagolf
No, you need a Blackstone.
gmoney2k0
Get a kamado!
Romie1983
That’s the million dollar family right there. Congratulations!
WTF-Pepper
Yea, I don’t see an offset.
derdsm8
Dude what are you gonna do if you need to smoke a whole brisket and a couple racks of ribs, and you also have to cook some eggs and bacon because you’ve been smoking that brisket all night? It’s gonna be a disaster, I can tell you that. Big smoker, blackstone, and I’d get a fridge for beer while you’re at it.
Lionweight04
These are the family essentials, time to get yourself something nice.
kk1485
That’s going to be my exact lineup this weekend! Getting a Kettle tomorrow.
Informal_Cream_9060
You may need to add a Santa Maria grill for some wood fire cooking.
johnrambodad
I have 4 grills on my deck right now with the Weber Q in the shed. You’re fine
FattStogie
Dangggg I am jealous man! Wife gave me the ok to a smoker but now I’m wondering how much I will use it. Being that you have all 3, how much do you actually use it?
Motherisbored
I have five.
Distantinkswirl
I have similar……..and a pizza oven 😓
xxWAR_P0NYxx
Tell her what I told my wife “I need a hobby and it can either be grills or other women, you pick”
dats420
Are you taking about bbq’s or wives?
Rare-Ad1914
Dump her. That should leave room for 3 more.
ForeAmigo
Well you obviously need a griddle
ladybugcollie
You need a kamodo and a blackstone
posser3
You don’t need that sort of negativity in your life
Warren_Puffitt
Just tell her that it could be worse – guitars.
fistsofham11
La caja china… pig roasting in the box and get something like a folding campfire grate to cook other stuff over the coals
TheTechManager
Need a flat top griddle…Weber or blackstone to complete the family
Snoo78959
Three different tools with three different purposes
ChemistryOk9353
No egg?
Kooky_Pomegranate201
Get a black stone and green egg for the real win.
beardedshad2
Tell her she has to many complaints.
gibson122rojas
Pizza oven?
pm-me-your-catz
Where is your barrel smoker?
Kzootwentyeight
I have same. I am getting myself the Breeo live fire cooking station at end of year for a ME present.
Bearspoole
I’ve got double that! You need more!
SaleSubstantial6601
I’m on my second wife for a reason…
bluecollar-gent2
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
BigAnt425
I’ve gotta get rid of a gas gril. I have a Sam’s club grill with a side burner and side griddle combo, three burner Weber genesis, Weber superior kettle, 36 Blackstone, wsm 18, and a masterbuilt electric smoker.
threepoundog
Vertical Drum Smoker and a Santa Maria are in your future. And some kind of flat top.
Mundane-Battle-7261
You need a cold smoker for cheese, nuts, salt and cured salmon.
BayBandit1
Inside, maybe, but it looks like you still have plenty of room for a few more outside.
sam_the_beagle
Or maybe you need one fewer wife.
sdbigs
**Too many what?**
I don’t have multiples of each—I just have one of each type of grill.
When this debate comes up, I usually *gently* remind my wife of the many, many things she’s purchased over the years—most of which are now just sitting there collecting dust.
And to gracefully wrap up the “too many grills” discussion, I ask her if she’d prefer something other than a delicious meal from one of my very distinct grills… maybe a microwave dinner instead?
38 Comments
Get a drum smoker.
No, you need a Blackstone.
Get a kamado!
That’s the million dollar family right there. Congratulations!
Yea, I don’t see an offset.
Dude what are you gonna do if you need to smoke a whole brisket and a couple racks of ribs, and you also have to cook some eggs and bacon because you’ve been smoking that brisket all night? It’s gonna be a disaster, I can tell you that. Big smoker, blackstone, and I’d get a fridge for beer while you’re at it.
These are the family essentials, time to get yourself something nice.
That’s going to be my exact lineup this weekend! Getting a Kettle tomorrow.
You may need to add a Santa Maria grill for some wood fire cooking.
I have 4 grills on my deck right now with the Weber Q in the shed. You’re fine
Dangggg I am jealous man! Wife gave me the ok to a smoker but now I’m wondering how much I will use it. Being that you have all 3, how much do you actually use it?
I have five.
I have similar……..and a pizza oven 😓
Tell her what I told my wife “I need a hobby and it can either be grills or other women, you pick”
Are you taking about bbq’s or wives?
Dump her. That should leave room for 3 more.
Well you obviously need a griddle
You need a kamodo and a blackstone
You don’t need that sort of negativity in your life
Just tell her that it could be worse – guitars.
La caja china… pig roasting in the box and get something like a folding campfire grate to cook other stuff over the coals
Need a flat top griddle…Weber or blackstone to complete the family
Three different tools with three different purposes
No egg?
Get a black stone and green egg for the real win.
Tell her she has to many complaints.
Pizza oven?
Where is your barrel smoker?
I have same. I am getting myself the Breeo live fire cooking station at end of year for a ME present.
I’ve got double that! You need more!
I’m on my second wife for a reason…
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
I’ve gotta get rid of a gas gril. I have a Sam’s club grill with a side burner and side griddle combo, three burner Weber genesis, Weber superior kettle, 36 Blackstone, wsm 18, and a masterbuilt electric smoker.
Vertical Drum Smoker and a Santa Maria are in your future. And some kind of flat top.
You need a cold smoker for cheese, nuts, salt and cured salmon.
Inside, maybe, but it looks like you still have plenty of room for a few more outside.
Or maybe you need one fewer wife.
**Too many what?**
I don’t have multiples of each—I just have one of each type of grill.
When this debate comes up, I usually *gently* remind my wife of the many, many things she’s purchased over the years—most of which are now just sitting there collecting dust.
And to gracefully wrap up the “too many grills” discussion, I ask her if she’d prefer something other than a delicious meal from one of my very distinct grills… maybe a microwave dinner instead?