My girlfriend eats only pizza crust! by pabo81 29 Comments josurprise 10 months ago Not a pizza crime. This is like a pizza benefit. Blurstingwithemotion 10 months ago More pizza for you ForeverBoner215 10 months ago OP goes to jail for snitching on his awesome girlfriend who is happiest with the shittiest part of the pizza. More pizza for the next man. slyrhinoceros 10 months ago She’s a freak, it’s like pizza buddies, she eats the crust and you get the real stuff! NeoNova9 10 months ago Just get her a pretzel or something. Environmental-Use975 10 months ago That isn’t a pizza crime, you found a Pizza Angel. Marry the girl reddit_understoodit 10 months ago If you do keto it is a marriage made in heaven. ChaosOfOrder24 10 months ago Chaotic Evil nayhem_jr 10 months ago Do we tell her about the place that does crust rings? Troll_King_907 10 months ago And that’s how the fight started. modmuncher 10 months ago Eating pizza backwards straight to jail Light_Eclipse140283 10 months ago r/foodcrimes Charirner 10 months ago Why not just order bread sticks? DJDemyan 10 months ago Mine eats everything but the crust TheDickCaricature 10 months ago Are you dating a bird by chance? OnionTamer 10 months ago I don’t get why that was originally on mildly infuriating. Dude, you get the good part of the pizza. Deathstar-TV 10 months ago  ChanglingBlake 10 months ago What she does is a crime if alone as it’s wasteful and just dumb; order breadsticks.But if OP is there and doesn’t like crust, no problem.Ultimately, I shall judge based on her doing this when alone, so; guilty. KingFernando532 10 months ago Chat is this a red flag? thatisnotmyknob 10 months ago Honestly i get it. Crust is the best part. I had an ex who wouldn’t eat his crust so i always got extra and it was perfect StolenCoupe 10 months ago Bitch ever heard of bread sticks? ManWithBigPenis69420 10 months ago Send her my way she’s clearly not for you. Or at least send the decrusted pizza. ElAwesomeo0812 10 months ago Get her an order of breadsticks and keep the pizza for yourself JlMBEAN 10 months ago Is she single?! OkButterscotch9386 10 months ago Every yin needs a yang. You sir are a lucky fellow looseygoosey11 10 months ago This can’t be real. No one is THIS mentally unwell. WesleyRobledo 10 months ago i smell and sense a breakup on the horizon… Ok_Orchid1004 10 months ago Wish I had a girl like that who eats the crust and leaves the best part for me. Flying_Saucer_Attack 10 months ago That’s fucking weirdWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
ForeverBoner215 10 months ago OP goes to jail for snitching on his awesome girlfriend who is happiest with the shittiest part of the pizza. More pizza for the next man.
slyrhinoceros 10 months ago She’s a freak, it’s like pizza buddies, she eats the crust and you get the real stuff!
OnionTamer 10 months ago I don’t get why that was originally on mildly infuriating. Dude, you get the good part of the pizza.
ChanglingBlake 10 months ago What she does is a crime if alone as it’s wasteful and just dumb; order breadsticks.But if OP is there and doesn’t like crust, no problem.Ultimately, I shall judge based on her doing this when alone, so; guilty.
thatisnotmyknob 10 months ago Honestly i get it. Crust is the best part. I had an ex who wouldn’t eat his crust so i always got extra and it was perfect
ManWithBigPenis69420 10 months ago Send her my way she’s clearly not for you. Or at least send the decrusted pizza.
Ok_Orchid1004 10 months ago Wish I had a girl like that who eats the crust and leaves the best part for me.
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Not a pizza crime. This is like a pizza benefit.
More pizza for you
OP goes to jail for snitching on his awesome girlfriend who is happiest with the shittiest part of the pizza. More pizza for the next man.
She’s a freak, it’s like pizza buddies, she eats the crust and you get the real stuff!
Just get her a pretzel or something.
That isn’t a pizza crime, you found a Pizza Angel. Marry the girl
If you do keto it is a marriage made in heaven.
Chaotic Evil
Do we tell her about the place that does crust rings?
And that’s how the fight started.
Eating pizza backwards straight to jail
r/foodcrimes
Why not just order bread sticks?
Mine eats everything but the crust
Are you dating a bird by chance?
I don’t get why that was originally on mildly infuriating. Dude, you get the good part of the pizza.
What she does is a crime if alone as it’s wasteful and just dumb; order breadsticks.
But if OP is there and doesn’t like crust, no problem.
Ultimately, I shall judge based on her doing this when alone, so; guilty.
Chat is this a red flag?
Honestly i get it. Crust is the best part. I had an ex who wouldn’t eat his crust so i always got extra and it was perfect
Bitch ever heard of bread sticks?
Send her my way she’s clearly not for you. Or at least send the decrusted pizza.
Get her an order of breadsticks and keep the pizza for yourself
Is she single?!
Every yin needs a yang. You sir are a lucky fellow
This can’t be real. No one is THIS mentally unwell.
i smell and sense a breakup on the horizon…
Wish I had a girl like that who eats the crust and leaves the best part for me.
That’s fucking weird