OP, this is terrible! Did they drop it, or did you drop it!?
Such good leoparding on that neapolitan, it might be messy as hell, but I would still eat that!
Any_Yak9211
Looks like it could’ve been spectacular
Buckabuckaw
OP has been a victim of serious crime. Not only did the delivery person physically assault their pizza, but the pizza maker carried out a previous assault, presumably with a blow torch or flamethrower.
Gvanaco
That needs an INVESTIGATION, 🧐
ExcitementOk2939
I wanted pizza. So bad!
Zealousideal_Mail12
If the delivery person fucked up, I hope you reported it and got a refund
Dr_Griller
You received a dead catfish in a cardboard box. Congratulations.
Fil3toFishy69
Looks golden
DrLager
Some motherfucker needs to pay, OP.
YourJustNotThatGuy
Bro it looks like someone play hop scotch with your pizza 🤣
Know-yer-enemy1818
Id still muck that
Joseph419270577
It’s still pizza in the dark… Turn the lights out, it’s time for love
PSK666
It’s not delivery… it’s DESTRUCTION.
Ribky
Somebody tried to carry your pizza sideways through a doorway
I’ve worked restraunt jobs….it’s hard and shitty….stuff happens….but I would never serve that, let alone put it through the oven and actually cook it, unless that obvious mistake is for me and the boys.
Low-Battery-Gang
I would have flattened it back out then rolled it up like a pinwheel and devoured.
Hate this for you though 😭😭
Nosaja_adjacenT
Narrowly escapes the oven with its life, only to just about die in a box. Kinda looks like Italy though, huh?
micmur998
It’s just a little airborne! it’s still good! it’s still good!
jamar2k
Some guy was horny and the blind cyclops sneezed without a napkin eh
Denloc
Now thats gross
Adventurous_Wolf4358
And you got it – pizza so bad
Reckless-Redditor
Damn that pizza fought more than one battle on its way to your door
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Someone needs to lose their job over this one.
That’s what you got.
Door dash, I assume?
OP, this is terrible! Did they drop it, or did you drop it!?
Such good leoparding on that neapolitan, it might be messy as hell, but I would still eat that!
Looks like it could’ve been spectacular
OP has been a victim of serious crime. Not only did the delivery person physically assault their pizza, but the pizza maker carried out a previous assault, presumably with a blow torch or flamethrower.
That needs an INVESTIGATION, 🧐
I wanted pizza. So bad!
If the delivery person fucked up, I hope you reported it and got a refund
You received a dead catfish in a cardboard box. Congratulations.
Looks golden
Some motherfucker needs to pay, OP.
Bro it looks like someone play hop scotch with your pizza 🤣
Id still muck that
It’s still pizza in the dark…
Turn the lights out, it’s time for love
It’s not delivery… it’s DESTRUCTION.
Somebody tried to carry your pizza sideways through a doorway
Reminds me of this, especially the ending part 🤣😭💀
https://youtu.be/jEUJTo6-stg?feature=shared
Nah, you don’t want pizza….you want a refund.
I’ve worked restraunt jobs….it’s hard and shitty….stuff happens….but I would never serve that, let alone put it through the oven and actually cook it, unless that obvious mistake is for me and the boys.
I would have flattened it back out then rolled it up like a pinwheel and devoured.
Hate this for you though 😭😭
Narrowly escapes the oven with its life, only to just about die in a box. Kinda looks like Italy though, huh?
It’s just a little airborne! it’s still good! it’s still good!
Some guy was horny and the blind cyclops sneezed without a napkin eh
Now thats gross
And you got it – pizza so bad
Damn that pizza fought more than one battle on its way to your door