Mid service last night, one of my cooks (mildly stoned) slowly walks up to me, giggling, and goes “I made this for you”

21 Comments

1. 

   ragerlol1 5 months ago

   He was cutting pork belly, this was all the rendered fat in the pan. Fuckin love this kid

2. 

   Fuzzywalls 5 months ago

   Hmmmmm, mid-shift snack.

3. 

   finicky88 5 months ago

   Keto enthusiast

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   [deleted] 5 months ago

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   Zootguy1 5 months ago

   I wanna throw it lol

6. 

   BBennison9 5 months ago

   Are you sure they were “mildly stoned” and not just “really stoned”?

7. 

   The1dookin 5 months ago

   I feel like being at least stoned and a bit drunk is par for the course in kitchens. Nothing out of the ordinary.

   Had a head chef that would do bumps off the board while working hot side line during rush.

8. 

   Swashcuckler 5 months ago

   they made you an orb to ponder

9. 

   PatchesMaps 5 months ago

   Bread and deepfry that shit

10. 

    El_Bito2 5 months ago

    r/eatityoufuckingcoward

11. 

    dagnabitkat 5 months ago

    LOLed

12. 

    AccomplishedIgit 5 months ago

    Add bird seed and make suet??

13. 

    UNX-D_pontin 5 months ago

    Any time i hear, i made this for you i think https://youtu.be/NwTsZHGQ6FE?si=NCdfTWcH6Awdmph3

14. 

    NxPat 5 months ago

    Butterball, just not the good kind.

15. 

    1970s_MonkeyKing 5 months ago

    Awwww, he likes you.

16. 

    DreadForest 5 months ago

    Literal greaseball

17. 

    TheMostBacon 5 months ago

    ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

18. 

    Civil_Photograph_457 5 months ago

    Isn’t mildly stoned and (line?) cook redundant? Like not every stoner is a cook, but I’ve yet to meet a sober line cook

19. 

    oskila242 5 months ago

    Put a wick in it = scented candle

20. 

    BenjiThePerson 5 months ago

    What happened after that?🤣

21. 

    TheCursedMountain 5 months ago

    Fire him tbh