Mid service last night, one of my cooks (mildly stoned) slowly walks up to me, giggling, and goes “I made this for you”

21 Comments

1. 

   ragerlol1 10 months ago

   He was cutting pork belly, this was all the rendered fat in the pan. Fuckin love this kid

2. 

   Fuzzywalls 10 months ago

   Hmmmmm, mid-shift snack.

3. 

   finicky88 10 months ago

   Keto enthusiast

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   [deleted] 10 months ago

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   Zootguy1 10 months ago

   I wanna throw it lol

6. 

   BBennison9 10 months ago

   Are you sure they were “mildly stoned” and not just “really stoned”?

7. 

   The1dookin 10 months ago

   I feel like being at least stoned and a bit drunk is par for the course in kitchens. Nothing out of the ordinary.

   Had a head chef that would do bumps off the board while working hot side line during rush.

8. 

   Swashcuckler 10 months ago

   they made you an orb to ponder

9. 

   PatchesMaps 10 months ago

   Bread and deepfry that shit

10. 

    El_Bito2 10 months ago

    r/eatityoufuckingcoward

11. 

    dagnabitkat 10 months ago

    LOLed

12. 

    AccomplishedIgit 10 months ago

    Add bird seed and make suet??

13. 

    UNX-D_pontin 10 months ago

    Any time i hear, i made this for you i think https://youtu.be/NwTsZHGQ6FE?si=NCdfTWcH6Awdmph3

14. 

    NxPat 10 months ago

    Butterball, just not the good kind.

15. 

    1970s_MonkeyKing 10 months ago

    Awwww, he likes you.

16. 

    DreadForest 10 months ago

    Literal greaseball

17. 

    TheMostBacon 10 months ago

    ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

18. 

    Civil_Photograph_457 10 months ago

    Isn’t mildly stoned and (line?) cook redundant? Like not every stoner is a cook, but I’ve yet to meet a sober line cook

19. 

    oskila242 10 months ago

    Put a wick in it = scented candle

20. 

    BenjiThePerson 10 months ago

    What happened after that?🤣

21. 

    TheCursedMountain 10 months ago

    Fire him tbh