Have you ever come up with a diet food idea that sounds so great in your head but is 0/10 in real life? This is it for me. Just awful. I ended up eating the caviar off the top and giving the rest to the dogs, but even they didn’t want to eat a greek yogurt tortilla.
This would have been 173 calories and 15g of protein if it were edible :,)
by wunderwomanne
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Girl this sounds awful 😂😂😂but happens to the best of us
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Playing with caviar in THIS economy?
https://i.redd.it/bbk4rmxf6ave1.gif
When I first glanced at the photo I thought it was blackberries on yogurt.
I feel like moxing the caviar into the yogurt with a few other items and rolling into the tortilla might have saved it…or using sour cream or creme freche perhaps? Wow, I am suddenly inspired to take on this monstrosity 😆
I thought this was like banana cream pie with blackberries on top and now I need banana cream pie with blackberries on top 😭
My mouth wants this so badly but my wallet says no 😭
Richie: Eddie, what actually is caviar?
Eddie: It’s fish poo, Your Highness.
Richie: It’s what?
Eddie: It’s fish poo, Your Dukeness. It comes out of a very expensive… fishes… bottom.
Richie: [spitting it out] God, I knew the aristocracy were deprave but I didn’t think things had got this far!
This is my favorite desperation food I’ve ever seen 🤣 amazing, OP.
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize the plate wasn’t the tortilla
r/shittyfoodporn
it’s multicultural
I thought this was r/stupidfood for a sec not gonna lie
If you’re eating caviar just live it up and go all in with the crème fraiche and chips! It’s a special occasion! There’s some things dieting one meant for! ❤️