Looked thru some old pictures and got gruesomly aware of a Christmas about ten years ago. A Christmas I fucked up. I made it very clear to my wife that her cousins mom had made some cockmeat christmas stew. All was fine until the news broke to the mom. Who I had no connection with. She cried. And she cried. And cried even more.
I was the one who had to kinda apologize for breaking the news of her being a cockmeat soup worshipper. It was indeed no penises involved whatsoever. I lye flat to the fact.
Christmas was ruined anyway. I made someone I didn't even know cry for half of christmas and that's not what christmas is about. Sorry. The cockmeat stew was splendid and nothing to make a fuzz about. Sorry again.
by ZAJPER
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Nothing like a dickmass casserole to get you in the festive spirit
Oh the Menudo – classic dick joke or shall I say Coque Au Van ?
Is that a Boilt Penis
is that an uncircumcized cock
someone had to post it…
That looks horrific I hope you’re posting from jail
I simultaneously understand why she cried and don’t understand why she didn’t laugh and say “yeahhhh I tried but it looks like shit, doesn’t it? It really does look like a penis.”
Sometimes things just go south in the kitchen.
That, my friend, it’s cock soup. Don’t know what she going on about lol
But what is it supposed to be
It’s DECK the halls not DICK!
Honestly it looks awful. Even how the picture is taken, askew and in a rush. What is it actually??
It looks like liver and onions. Regardless I’d eat the shit outta it lmfao
I thought the post was going to be about you ruining Christmas by making that.
Some people are kinda sensitive, that was hardly an insult 😂
Is that a vegetable? Or bull penis?
Foreskin Falafel
Mmm, glans.
Still looks gross.
One skin,two skin, three skin, ……
My eyes nearly dislocated themselves with the shock of seeing this!
The food she tells me not to worry about ☹️
What actually is it?
Send this over to the mildlypenis sub
It does look like cockmeat stew, too right piece of meet looks like an uncircumcised cock.
Is this what spotted dick is?
But? What is it really?
OP i don’t know if it’s being lost in translation but I want to speak on behalf on a lot of Americans here that we can’t figure out anything of what your post is supposed to mean.
The mom made this soup, knowing what was in it, but didn’t know what was in it when you broke the news to her?
Were you actually lying about if there was / was not a penis in it, or telling? The “lye flat” phrase is not an English phrase so that must be a regional saying lost in translation as well.
Is it actually an animal penis? Does it only look like one? If it wasn’t, why would she freak out? If it was, who is out there making soup with animal penis in it???
Please OP we need just a shred of context