Had the most embarrassing date of my life. So 2am black garlic ribeye it is.
Yes, I am eating the steak with a plastic fork in my bed. I won’t feel embarrassed by that because the steak was cooked to perfection and nothing could be more embarrassing than my date was.
by valekelly
25 Comments
Affectionate_Can8947
Perfect cook
clarkent4083
Date story or ban.
Odd-Principle8147
The heart wants what the heart wants….
H3ARTL3SSANG3L
Literal perfection. 10/10 would date for that cook alone
RiseUpAndGetOut
Next time have a date with a steak. It seems you get along very well.
pokeyporcupine
Honestly, you’re so slay for that.
(I read your date story omg I’m so sorry but this will be amazing lore for future dates)
RogerMurdockCo-Pilot
Love is temporary. Steak is forever.
Biochemicalcricket
Everything else aside, that is *NOT* a coaster and you’re making me nervous
9PurpleBatDrinkz
Wild story! Omg I hope you’re doing better, especially your finger.
And steak looks amazing!
Live_Western_1389
Oh man! The date may have been a bad one, but it inspired you to prepare a masterpiece with this steak.
palmonlink
Does the black garlic ribeye have healing powers by any chance, OP?
Remote_Elevator_281
10/10 cook. Would marry.
snb22core
My question is no sauce? And what movie are you watching on that laptop? Im sitting at my couch looking at that steak, but i do not want to cook, and i am hungry.
Dangerous_Fill9829
The nails and plastic fork is a vibe 😅 Great looking steak though.
Fear5d
The steak looks great. The drink sitting on the laptop makes me hella nervous.
GildedBurd
Aye, nice execution. Best recovery plan.
stutesy
That’s a helluva coke nail you got there lol Steak looks 👌
DmJerkface
If the date’s not banging at least the food is, lol.
Edit: After Reading your story I’m sorry that the date was actually so banging. They should have done a better job hanging that hammock up. Hope you feel better soon!
The1Rememberer
We’ve all had embarrassing dates at some point or another. And trust me, when you find someone that you are with for a while, you will even have more embarrassing dates with them. And thats okay. But however you cooked that ribeye, as long as you enjoyed it, thats all that matters.
(Sorry I’ve had quite a bit to drink tonight, hopefully that was coherent)
Sufficient_Abies_161
Love your nails. Sorry the date sucked, but the steak sure doesn’t.
Gingersoulbox
With those nails I won’t eat anything you make
D3m0us3r
Hm.. date fail because of nails?
ninesevenecho
I’m more interested in the can of whatever on the laptop yearning to spill its contents on the keyboard.
25 Comments
Perfect cook
Date story or ban.
The heart wants what the heart wants….
Literal perfection. 10/10 would date for that cook alone
Next time have a date with a steak. It seems you get along very well.
Honestly, you’re so slay for that.
(I read your date story omg I’m so sorry but this will be amazing lore for future dates)
Love is temporary. Steak is forever.
Everything else aside, that is *NOT* a coaster and you’re making me nervous
Wild story! Omg I hope you’re doing better, especially your finger.
And steak looks amazing!
Oh man! The date may have been a bad one, but it inspired you to prepare a masterpiece with this steak.
Does the black garlic ribeye have healing powers by any chance, OP?
10/10 cook. Would marry.
My question is no sauce? And what movie are you watching on that laptop?
Im sitting at my couch looking at that steak, but i do not want to cook, and i am hungry.
The nails and plastic fork is a vibe 😅 Great looking steak though.
The steak looks great. The drink sitting on the laptop makes me hella nervous.
Aye, nice execution. Best recovery plan.
That’s a helluva coke nail you got there lol
Steak looks 👌
If the date’s not banging at least the food is, lol.
Edit: After Reading your story I’m sorry that the date was actually so banging. They should have done a better job hanging that hammock up. Hope you feel better soon!
We’ve all had embarrassing dates at some point or another. And trust me, when you find someone that you are with for a while, you will even have more embarrassing dates with them. And thats okay. But however you cooked that ribeye, as long as you enjoyed it, thats all that matters.
(Sorry I’ve had quite a bit to drink tonight, hopefully that was coherent)
Love your nails. Sorry the date sucked, but the steak sure doesn’t.
With those nails I won’t eat anything you make
Hm.. date fail because of nails?
I’m more interested in the can of whatever on the laptop yearning to spill its contents on the keyboard.
Back on to the dating apps you go 😂
I blame them