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by The_Carolina_Redhawk

39 Comments

  1. PGHxplant

    That must have cooked down to a teaspoon of bacon bits and huge pool of fat. There’s a reason they put that view window on the packaging.

  2. Is this alternative bacon? Looks like you carved up a jellyfish.

  3. therealsusser

    This shit look like the ingredients for that gray burger from that one SpongeBob episode

  4. GirthyPigeon

    You really don’t want to eat undercooked pork of any kind.

  5. TwilitVoyager

    There’s nothing shitty about this… it just needs more time, then it will be fine.

  6. cryogenrat

    Cooked with nothing more than the CIA microwave laser

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  8. Ok-Degree-295

    Looks like you used a flashlight to cook these

  9. pleasedontsmashme

    Why are we looking at this guy’s before picture? As if he ate it this way

  10. HatchetTheory420

    How high do you have your heat? Don’t look like it’s cooking…

  11. LegoBattIeDroid

    did you cook them over a heated discussion?

  12. jerrytown94

    Cook that at 400 degrees, bruh. Frying cooks unevenly

  13. Clockwork_Eyes

    OK, so that’s the before picture
    Now show us the after.

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