Am I screwed?

by TheStanleyParaballs

45 Comments

  1. SharkPicnic

    No, but I am questioning how baked you are. Whatever it was must have been absolute fire to inspire this.

  2. OpenKey6032

    It probably tastes amazing but weird to physically eat

  3. ButkusHatesNitschke

    As long as those bites don’t have molten lava inside them.

  4. barontaint

    How crispy are those pizza rolls? If they match roughly the same hardness factor as the crust I say no crime committed.

  5. Macklemore_hair

    You’re screwed with the gravitas of being a culinary genius for the rest of your life!

  6. intense_doot123

    Dumb but practical. i’m willing to hear you out

  7. YuMmYBrAiNzZz

    Maximizing the ammount of pizza you get per bite

  8. FoonkieMonk16

    If it’s a frozen pizza (which it looks like it is), I think pizza rolls on top are fine. Pizza bagels on top tho, thats a whole other beast.

  9. DaalWithChawal

    Pizza x Pizza Rolls is the collab I need in my life.

  10. OrochiKarnov

    Pizza Hellraiser. You can’t go this far and not go farther.

  11. Heinous_Goose

    Bake it into a giant calzone for a couple third level

  12. Truckules_Heel

    I thought it was a cherry pie with latticed crust lol

  13. Wise_Monitor_Lizard

    My wife and I feel that the real crime is that you didn’t put more cheese on top of it…

  14. Particular-Weather40

    Double the calories for absolutley nothing 😭

  15. JetstreamGW

    Now you’re just trying too hard. I’m not gonna reward you by giving you a conviction. Acquit, and go eat your pizza 😛

  16. Are they lava or ice – only one way to find out

  17. Wobble_bass

    This is what’s called a third order dimensional pizza. There exists an entire pocket pizza dimension upon the greater pizza universe of toppings, all within the dimension of reality in which I would eat.

  18. Add more cheese on top, and you’ve got a masterpiece..

  19. lol I was wondering when someone would try this out

    This is something that seems like a good idea, but I think it’s doomed for failure.

  20. WarlordOfIncineroar

    It’s just very funny that the pizza underneath looks fairly well made

  21. Brando3141

    This is not a crime. More of an art piece, really.

  22. HandlebarStacheMan

    I totally get the thinking if you’re trying to intensify your pizza consumption experience. I believe the execution was flawed, but I cannot render a guilty verdict here.

  23. I’d eat it.

    BTW OP…love your name! It’s a great game.

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