My gf likes to eat everything with ketchup, she just ate plain rice with ketchup, she also insists that watermelon tastes great with ketchup.
My gf likes to eat everything with ketchup, she just ate plain rice with ketchup, she also insists that watermelon tastes great with ketchup.
by ArwalHassan
26 Comments
No_Clock2390
she might be a sugar addict. watermelon with ketchup is insane. rice with ketchup isn’t as crazy.
HerMajestysButthole2
Some_Department3219
Is she the star of a 2000’s TLC show?
_Zoa_
Rice with ketchup is a classic poverty/lazy meal. Not great, but can be fine.
Watermelon with ketchup is insane.
LegoBattIeDroid
this probably has a name
enchiladasundae
Does she have like a salt or vinegar deficiency? Try getting her to eat it with a dash of salt or splash of balsamic vinaigrette or something
Triairius
I’ve known lots of people who like rice with ketchup. Watermelon is new though.
blendswithtrees
Is your girlfriend 5 years old?
oflimiteduse
Sorry you need a new girlfriend
ea88_alwaysdiscin
/r/watermeloncrimes
tommyredbeard
It sounds like she just grew up poor. I eat ketchup sandwiches
Solidsting1
Watermelon and ketchup?
potatobreadandcider
I liked the way the acidity would burn my mouth
exoxe
My ex would add ketchup to pasta, apparently in Thailand it’s popular. I wasn’t a fan of the taste.
translinguistic
Ketchup fried rice (which this decidedly isn’t) is hella good though
DieselBones_13
White rice with ketchup is a grew up broke as shit thing…. We did that when I was a kid too, and occasionally to this day. Yellow Mustard on watermelon is way better too. Tangy and sweet together.
djrocky_roads
Break up with her right the fuck now. I will not stand idly by while watermelon is desecrated like that
irrevocable_discord9
most ketchups are full of sugar so… yeah…
Short_Captain_1320
She pregnant?
Ok-Aerie8532
Is she okay.. like mentally?
Bad-North
Okay, my step father would do the same, but on everything.
Pizza, spaghetti, mashed potatoes, and other normal foods would be drowned in ketchup. Had to be Heinz too.
But also chocolate cake, ice cream, and cereal. He ate a chocolate parfait without ketchup one time and it was so odd that I remember it 20 years later…
26 Comments
she might be a sugar addict. watermelon with ketchup is insane. rice with ketchup isn’t as crazy.
Is she the star of a 2000’s TLC show?
Rice with ketchup is a classic poverty/lazy meal. Not great, but can be fine.
Watermelon with ketchup is insane.
this probably has a name
Does she have like a salt or vinegar deficiency? Try getting her to eat it with a dash of salt or splash of balsamic vinaigrette or something
I’ve known lots of people who like rice with ketchup. Watermelon is new though.
Is your girlfriend 5 years old?
Sorry you need a new girlfriend
/r/watermeloncrimes
It sounds like she just grew up poor. I eat ketchup sandwiches
Watermelon and ketchup?
I liked the way the acidity would burn my mouth
My ex would add ketchup to pasta, apparently in Thailand it’s popular. I wasn’t a fan of the taste.
Ketchup fried rice (which this decidedly isn’t) is hella good though
White rice with ketchup is a grew up broke as shit thing…. We did that when I was a kid too, and occasionally to this day. Yellow Mustard on watermelon is way better too. Tangy and sweet together.
Break up with her right the fuck now. I will not stand idly by while watermelon is desecrated like that
most ketchups are full of sugar so… yeah…
She pregnant?
Is she okay.. like mentally?
Okay, my step father would do the same, but on everything.
Pizza, spaghetti, mashed potatoes, and other normal foods would be drowned in ketchup. Had to be Heinz too.
But also chocolate cake, ice cream, and cereal. He ate a chocolate parfait without ketchup one time and it was so odd that I remember it 20 years later…
Straight to jail
Pull the chute mate.
White rice with ketchup is delish !
I prefer mayo with my rice 🤷♂️
Dude.. ketchup with rice is pretty good