I bought a bottle of Prime Hydration with that Haaland colaboration and i wanted to drink it. But then i felt a jelly like substance in my mouth and i immediately spit it out. What is this???
by PervySnail48
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Donkeybrother

PoopTransplant
Logan’s load.
DancingGirl500
What in the World…my first thought was literally slime…the consistent is…uhm.. Could be Spinach too from the look of it…dont think it is but when…how the hell is spinach coming into Prime?
WallabyButter
Probably mold, and by the looks of it a slime one. I’d ask a mold related sub for better mold identification.
CrossSoul
That looks like something my roommate’s dog threw up.
wizardrous
The grossest part of this is the Prime.
gouhp
Why would you even buy prime?
Weird-Weakness-3191
Eat it, grow a tail and sue them cnuts!
Asukah
If you microwave it for 3 minutes a little Logan is born
MattyLePew
Wait, people willingly drink this crap? I thought it was only sponsors or fanboy children that consumed it. 😅
No_Media378
Probably a slime mold
Giecio
They’re really not beating the mold allegations now
KatOfSound
Sorry but it looks like something my uncle spat up on the last family reunion…he’s been smoking for 30 years
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Logan’s load.
What in the World…my first thought was literally slime…the consistent is…uhm.. Could be Spinach too from the look of it…dont think it is but when…how the hell is spinach coming into Prime?
Probably mold, and by the looks of it a slime one. I’d ask a mold related sub for better mold identification.
That looks like something my roommate’s dog threw up.
The grossest part of this is the Prime.
Why would you even buy prime?
Eat it, grow a tail and sue them cnuts!
If you microwave it for 3 minutes a little Logan is born
Wait, people willingly drink this crap? I thought it was only sponsors or fanboy children that consumed it. 😅
Probably a slime mold
They’re really not beating the mold allegations now
Sorry but it looks like something my uncle spat up on the last family reunion…he’s been smoking for 30 years
Imagine drinking prime..