Kristi Noem’s purse-snatcher used the HSI Director’s Amex to buy a $20 bottle of Josh Cabernet Sauvignon.
He even used a $9 off coupon. Fun fact about Josh Cab: it’s also a gas station favorite of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
by radiowh0re
8 Comments
WeightedCompanion
I’d much rather that $20 bottle of rot-gut swill be gulped down by a ne’er-do-well than be used for whatever Kristi would have spent it on (likely bullets for murdering puppies).
gambiergump
But he saved $9 in store coupons! Good work!
MaceWinnoob
We talk about this a lot at the shop. Shoplifting only happens on the cheap products. They never steal the expensive stuff even when they could’ve. They only drink gas station wine so they only steal $15.99 moscatos.
Expert-Spring-7832
I’m surprised this purchase was flagged as abnormal, Kristi Noem gives off hardcore wine mom vibes.
Particular-Rise-1217
Overpaid!!
poopoopeepeecac
Where I’m from you can’t buy alcohol at self checkout
andreasmodugno
He paid too much.
_rewrapt
of all the trash boring wines out there, josh is one of the least offensive. if it gets someone interested in wine, then cool, they can go on and explore from there. better that than they get a ménage a trois and be like yea i dont like cough syrup.
8 Comments
I’d much rather that $20 bottle of rot-gut swill be gulped down by a ne’er-do-well than be used for whatever Kristi would have spent it on (likely bullets for murdering puppies).
But he saved $9 in store coupons! Good work!
We talk about this a lot at the shop. Shoplifting only happens on the cheap products. They never steal the expensive stuff even when they could’ve. They only drink gas station wine so they only steal $15.99 moscatos.
I’m surprised this purchase was flagged as abnormal, Kristi Noem gives off hardcore wine mom vibes.
Overpaid!!
Where I’m from you can’t buy alcohol at self checkout
He paid too much.
of all the trash boring wines out there, josh is one of the least offensive. if it gets someone interested in wine, then cool, they can go on and explore from there. better that than they get a ménage a trois and be like yea i dont like cough syrup.