Hard to tell what’s going on. I feel like it’s maybe a misdemeanor for whatever that sauce is on the crust. I would probably eat this though
StonebellyWilliams
Idk if it’s a crime but it certainly ain’t right
Dozer710
I’d crush it for sure!
fickle-doughnut123
Is that a pepperoni pizza covered in parmesan? I would eat it
nickcash
The parm? No. The banana pudding on the crust? Yes.
RevolutionaryList641
No crimes have been committed. Let off with a warning to let persons apply garnishes to their liking at appropriate levels in future cases. 8/10 still would eat in this case.
co1lectivechaos
10/10 smash
Disintergr8tion
Send the pizza to my chambers for questioning.
Alone.
With a napkin.
Moron-Whisperer
Is it brushed in garlic butter then parm?
PunkBiBiBi
Raw no protection
ALonelyWelcomeMat
This answer to this question VASTLY depends on how drunk/high you are at the time of receiving the pizza.
Because it may not be right, but in a drunk or very stoned state of mind, I would absolutely demolish this pizza, and I’m pretty sure I’ve made identical pizzas many times working at a pizza place high as shit
OrochiKarnov
It doesn’t look like it to the untrained eye, but that pizza is deadly, deadly poison. Give it to me, so I can humanely destroy it for you.
MorticiaMoonflower
Nah I’d smash
gyfdcr6ddr8vtd8udg
Not crime, just too much parm
Dogekaliber
Well.. should have baked the parm in but i suppose dry parm is ok..
Sunset_Bleach
Gotta soak up the grease somehow.
New-Swim9723
I fuck with that
fastermouse
I love fresh parm but the shaker can stuff hits in a real way.
ReverendRamen
This falls into a lighter category, like pizza mischief
John_TheBlackestBurn
I need more evidence. What is that sauce?
G00b3rb0y
Due_Amount_6211
Not my thing.
But not a crime.
SmoothieBrian
I would demolish this pizza. I find the defendant not guilty
Gnomad_Lyfe
Add some red pepper flakes and you can send me to jail right along with them
Pretty_Lie5168
I might eat it, what’s the bottom look like? Is it cooked enough? I don’t think it’s crime level, though.
PathologicalFunyun
Can I have it?
_FartSinatra_
While I would eat a slice of this, I would be pissed that someone took the liberty of covering my pizza in an inch of parm. It’s a guilty from me dog
ChaosOfOrder24
Goddamn, did you pour the entire container on it?
njcawfee
Absolutely
TheRealBobYosh
Id call this a misdemeanor
kaltadesmon
Oh I’m eating that… and it won’t be pretty.
iwouldpuntnow
I love parm so nah, I’d eat it. Might be a bit much for some though. I might dab some hot sauce on there to balance it out.
Captain_-K
I pass the vote of, guilty, for not giving me a slice
FortuneHeart
Wise-Search-84
This meets Pizza Geneva Convention Articles : 40P.D and 3.14A. This pizza meets code and is not targeted for enforcement.
We’ll keep an eye on it here at the lab. Please bring in for further evaluation.
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What a gallon of parm? Nah. Pass it here.
Hard to tell what’s going on. I feel like it’s maybe a misdemeanor for whatever that sauce is on the crust. I would probably eat this though
Idk if it’s a crime but it certainly ain’t right
I’d crush it for sure!
Is that a pepperoni pizza covered in parmesan? I would eat it
The parm? No. The banana pudding on the crust? Yes.
No crimes have been committed. Let off with a warning to let persons apply garnishes to their liking at appropriate levels in future cases. 8/10 still would eat in this case.
10/10 smash
Send the pizza to my chambers for questioning.
Alone.
With a napkin.
Is it brushed in garlic butter then parm?
Raw no protection
This answer to this question VASTLY depends on how drunk/high you are at the time of receiving the pizza.
Because it may not be right, but in a drunk or very stoned state of mind, I would absolutely demolish this pizza, and I’m pretty sure I’ve made identical pizzas many times working at a pizza place high as shit
It doesn’t look like it to the untrained eye, but that pizza is deadly, deadly poison. Give it to me, so I can humanely destroy it for you.
Nah I’d smash
Not crime, just too much parm
Well.. should have baked the parm in but i suppose dry parm is ok..
Gotta soak up the grease somehow.
I fuck with that
I love fresh parm but the shaker can stuff hits in a real way.
This falls into a lighter category, like pizza mischief
I need more evidence. What is that sauce?
Not my thing.
But not a crime.
I would demolish this pizza. I find the defendant not guilty
Add some red pepper flakes and you can send me to jail right along with them
I might eat it, what’s the bottom look like? Is it cooked enough? I don’t think it’s crime level, though.
Can I have it?
While I would eat a slice of this, I would be pissed that someone took the liberty of covering my pizza in an inch of parm. It’s a guilty from me dog
Goddamn, did you pour the entire container on it?
Absolutely
Id call this a misdemeanor
Oh I’m eating that… and it won’t be pretty.
I love parm so nah, I’d eat it. Might be a bit much for some though. I might dab some hot sauce on there to balance it out.
I pass the vote of, guilty, for not giving me a slice
This meets Pizza Geneva Convention Articles : 40P.D and 3.14A. This pizza meets code and is not targeted for enforcement.
We’ll keep an eye on it here at the lab. Please bring in for further evaluation.
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Parmesan cheese with a side of pizza.
This no shit is probably some percentage sawdust.
Right to jail.
You won’t even be able to taste the pizza through the butter and parm
How do you order this??
What powder is that? Depends, if it’s cheese or onion or garlic, it’s fine. I’d devour it.
Extra cheese
No me and my brother do this whenever we get a pizza
Ill take it