by stuffing it with buffalo turkey deli meat, sliced pepper jack cheese, jar garlic, then like 10 seasonings were on the counter when i walked in. also parmesan cheese.
he posted this to fb, with more photos and the recipe with the exact seasonings and everything else listed above😭😭
by cheesecakeluvvr
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Well, they better give you your money back.
Turdporken / the welfare Turducken
Nah id eat it
He’s so proud of what he made 😂
Sounds like the start of a pretty bangin’ roulade
I really don’t miss having roommates…
Is this supposed to be a pork tenderloin? Because I’ve never even seen one like this.
[This](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tpqgPkU8HZo) is how I eat mine
Cordon Bleu the long way
I mean… He’s *really* trying though. I kind of feel bad making fun of it!
Should have put sun dried tomato and spinach in there. Sounds good.
I mean, it sucks that they took your pork loin, but this doesn’t necessarily sound stupid. The Turkey meat is a questionable addition, but everything else isn’t necessarily bad.
It sounds like it’s seasoned and has a whole lot of flavour going on.
Your wording makes it sound like you think “jar garlic” automatically makes it bad, but then you also say “10 different seasonings” as if that’s bad, so i really don’t know whether you think bland food is good or bad.
Why ad meat to meat? lol who hurt this roommate
Cachopo
I don’t see the pork anynore
Haha! Oh, wow. Thanks for the details because I couldn’t tell what I was looking at.
Who just steals a whole joint of meat
Stomach gonna sound like boots in a dryer
It looks like shit but does it taste good?
Some of the worst looking foods I’ve eaten has tasted absolutely divine
Show the final product coward.
>buffalo turkey deli meat
What is this?
you do know you are obligated to report a crime in progress, right?
There’s a guy in Facebook friends with but have never met. He does this shit all the time, posting gross looking progress pictures throughout his “recipes” and says it’s his biggest passion in life.
Uses a million ingredients, most of them should never go together. Like I’m talking curry powder and Parmesan and dill and hoisin sauce. He posts his recipes in case anyone wants to make it themselves. Calls himself a chef and wants to open a food truck.
And all of his Facebook friends lie to the poor soul.. saying how amazing it looks and sounds.
Meanwhile, whatever goulash chef clueless has thrown into a pot looks like cat vomit and sinus infection gunk.