Give me your spiciest hot sauce takes! Ones that will have the comments looking like this (while still being civil)

I’ll start:

  • I've tried a bunch of Marie Sharp’s (original, smoked, Beware, and "specialties") and didn’t like any of them
  • I think Yellowbird sauces are overrated
  • Aardvark is versatile and can go on anything
  • Paying $14+ for one bottle from Heatonist is ridiculous!

by LaCabraSauce

29 Comments

  1. FlavalisticSwang

    Tobesco saoce is the best saoce in the entire world

  2. MisterGoldenSun

    Red pepper flakes are often a better option than any hot sauce.

  3. hauntingduck

    Tabasco sauce is the only good “grocery store” band, otherwise you’re better off just learning how to make your own hot sauce. It’ll taste better and if you’re not lazy it’s easier than making your average weeknight dinner.

  4. iam_ditto

    El yucatec and yellow bird are overrated and have crappy flavors

  5. FrisbeeRebound

    When I ask for hot sauce at a restaurant and their only offerings are Tabasco and Cholula I’m extremely disappointed.

  6. H0SS_AGAINST

    Tobacco is garbage

    El Yucateco is overrated at any price point.

  7. Tabasco scorpion is wayyyy too sweet. Tastes like candy. Sugar, Guava and pineapple in ingredients so it makes sense. Hate this sauce since I literally never want to make my food taste sweet. Was downvoted like crazy last time I commented that, so apparently a very unpopular opinion here.

  8. Maleficent_Entry_979

    I love Da Bomb and I dip into a little dab.

  9. DJHickman

    Tabasco is like peppers dragged their sweaty nuts through some vinegar, and left the mixture out in the sun.

  10. homer-pimpson

    Secret aardvark tastes like shit mixed with cumin

  11. DixieNormas011

    Even the worst Sriracha sauces are better than most actual hot sauces.

  12. golfreak923

    Caribbean-style scotch bonnet pineapple hot sauce is the GOAT.

  13. Young_God_7

    Tabasco is the Honda Accord of hot sauces for a reason. I can get crazy with all these craft hot sauces but ultimately if I have to grab just one it’s gonna be Tabasco. Taste great on most everything. 

    It does the best job of adding heat when I want it without being too crazy with flavor. Also vinegar makes things taste good. 

  14. TerminallyAbysmal

    Taco bell Diablo is literally my favorite, I could eat it on anything

  15. musknasty84

    A living breathing testicle…THE FUTURE IS NIGH

  16. I refrigerate all my sauces. That shit degrades. I don’t care what the bottle says. 

  17. burgonies

    I like salty vinegar almost as much as spiciness

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