My friend pulled this carrot from her garden today.
Located in Central Texas. Hand for scale in first pic. Second pic shows cross section.
by ljcbff
33 Comments
gay-weed
Neat, I wonder what caused it to grow like this
North-Star2443
DaFuq
CreateYourUserhandle
looks like the Elephant Man.
greishart
WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?
samplenajar
conjecture: carrot got cut around ground level last autumn and threw multiple leaf buds that created axillary carrot “bulblets” around the original root.
Umbelliferous plants like carrots (celery, fennel etc) have a tendency to do this
Ancient_Pineapple993
Other candidate: rocky soil.
Dismal_Eye_5733
Thanks I hate it
Bruriahaha
I feel vaguely threatened
Gojousblindfold
Everything reminds me of him…😔
TooManyTabsOpenIRL
Frankencarrot lives!!!
MyReddit_Profile
Will it fit?
purplelephant
I wouldnt try eating that carrot, it will be hard and won’t be tasty. This carrot was left in the grown too long.
Far-Blue-Mountains
Any chance it’s near Chernobyl?
MermaidMertrid
CarratKing
maimee78
Very Lovecraftian
Whyamionlyfivefttall
My goodness it looks like something from Harry Potter that might start crying any second
Chroney
“carrot” yeah ok
Carlson31
Is this the chupacabra?
angiethecrouch
Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable looking at this thing?!!
Far_Echo
r/mildlypenis
Pompousdickbiscuit
That carrot has seen some shit!
Idahobeef
MUTATION!!!
TallJackfruit6985
Quaid, start the reactor
Loose-Competition-14
Cut off the bottom, throw it into the compost pile, and separate and plant the three tops. Free carrots.
33 Comments
Neat, I wonder what caused it to grow like this
DaFuq
looks like the Elephant Man.
WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?
conjecture: carrot got cut around ground level last autumn and threw multiple leaf buds that created axillary carrot “bulblets” around the original root.
Umbelliferous plants like carrots (celery, fennel etc) have a tendency to do this
Other candidate: rocky soil.
Thanks I hate it
I feel vaguely threatened
Everything reminds me of him…😔
Frankencarrot lives!!!
Will it fit?
I wouldnt try eating that carrot, it will be hard and won’t be tasty. This carrot was left in the grown too long.
Any chance it’s near Chernobyl?
CarratKing
Very Lovecraftian
My goodness it looks like something from Harry Potter that might start crying any second
“carrot” yeah ok
Is this the chupacabra?
Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable looking at this thing?!!
r/mildlypenis
That carrot has seen some shit!
MUTATION!!!
Quaid, start the reactor
Cut off the bottom, throw it into the compost pile, and separate and plant the three tops. Free carrots.

Alleged “carrot.”
More like a Mandrake.
Carrot is manifesting some Bad dragon energy
Where did you say you lived? Chernobyl?
Mandrake! I hope your ear muffs are on tight
Seeds planted too close together
Hell yeah.
what comes out when i haven’t pooped in 3 days
No that’s a mandrake! 🪄