Tools of WARFARE

by Eggomyserbzoooo

27 Comments

  1. SomeRandomName13

    Sharpie, phone, wallet, keys, and small bottle of lotion.

  2. thierry_ennui_

    Please tell me the probe isn’t in the same pocket as toxic nicotine liquid

  3. Sharpie, phone, wallet, keys, and a small bottle of spermicidal lube.

  4. BrookieCookiesReveng

    Is that battery a bottle opener too?

  5. Difficult_Box_2825

    I’ve been watching a lot of Dr Who and my brain just went “that’s a lot of sonic screwdrivers…….wait.”

  6. PrudentPotential729

    Fk that must be a heavy pocket all I use to carry in kitchen was a lighter

  7. Smokes, knife, probe, 2 sharpies, notepad and super glue

  8. GearDarkness

    Sharpies, Swiss army knife, thermometer, earbuds, protein bar if I need a quick carb hit, phone

  9. Superb_Mix_7507

    Sleeve pockets: pen, sharpie, thermal
    Back left pocket: phone
    Breast pocket: smokes
    Front right pocket: switchblade box cutter
    Front left pocket: zippo torch lighter

  10. Can I just say, that is probably the most interesting pen I have seen here (not the writing pen).

    Mouthpiece taped on, and whatever the fuck that abomination of a battery is 😂

  11. Odd_Sir_8705

    Why are you posting a picture of true kitchen essentials?

  12. Tidalwave64

    Front pockets: my phone(and earbuds), my wallet, keys
    Back pocket: small notebook for taking notes

    Chef coat: pencil, sharpie, on occasion my thermometer and tasting spoons

  13. SeismicRipFart

    Are you refilling that cartridge each time it runs out? Is that what’s the tape for? Can you just buy bulk amounts of distillate to refill with or something?

  14. -FalseProfessor-

    I have that same thermometer at home.

    Also, bar rag.

  15. cumb4jesus

    Shrek 2 on DVD, 4 spatulas, a condom I bought three years ago, and an original Stretch Armstrong

  16. NeatWhiskeyPlease

    Sharpie, phone, wallet, keys, and a small bottle of poppers.

  17. Darkatlas23

    That looks like a normal pocket for a cook/chef. Just missing the cigarettes/Vape.

    For me, it’s pen, vape, dab pen and phone.

  18. InfiniteCosmic5

    Marky pen, vapey pen, writey pen, tempy pen.

  19. acrankychef

    Keeping the probe in your pocket is kinda gross unless you sanetize wipe it before every use..

  20. Slimslade33

    I make sure I keep the thing I put my lips on in a separate area than everything else… thats for sure…

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