Donning her bandaid bikini as to not offend the monks at my job
First time posting, long time working and just thought it was funny. Thinking of cutting them into bikini shapes or getting different kinds of bandaids to cover her lady crease and breasts.
by AmbrosiaPeachh
40 Comments
Odd_Sir_8705
I remember back in the day when I tried to use “art” as an excuse for why some of my tattoos shouldn’t be covered up…citing David by Michaelangelo. Owner told me get a giant man with a baby dick on my arm if i wanted to make that argument lolol. I feel for you…luckily i reside where only racist trash is for the most part ink that is banned
CongregationOfFoxes
some lessons are learned harder than others that’s probably why most pinups are on upper arms or legs😂
imyourrealdad8
I’m sorry, “lady crease?”
sasha-laroux
My pinup has her tatas covered by a classy white chef coat, we are both SFW lol. Love the bandaid bandeau
virgothesixth
Lady crease?
iztheguy
I’m sure if you had an M4A in the same places nobody would complain. People are fucking stupid.
SheLikesSoup-
You should definitely get different fun patterned bandaids. Gotta cover that lady crease with style, right?
The_Dough_Boi
God, so fucking cringey mate.
defyangravity
What a kind gesture for the easily “distracted” get creative with covering that crease 🍑 but also free the nipple 🤷🏻♀️😅
Fluffy_Somewhere4305
r ismytattooasbadasitlooks ?
UziBeaver
I have a small face tattoo and put the end of a tan bandage over it every day to wait tables lol
wormtool
Draw a pair of testicles below the bandaid just to fight the power
Pantry_Boy
“Offend the monks” This is literally sexual harassment
Chunderhoad
Get Welly brand bandaids. They have lots of prints that would make great bikinis.
Minimum_Night_3617
Trashy af
seattlesurlybaby
What about a sleeve with cutouts
CharlotteLucasOP
Ripping off that Band-Aid like it’s a Brazilian for the broke.
Eloquent_Redneck
If you know someone who is into knitting or crochet they could 100% make you custom arm bikinis
bcbarista
Why’d you get a fully naked woman in an incredibly visible place if it could potentially be a problem (I already think it’s weird as fuck for men to do this but not the argument here)
FluentInChocobo
What does your girlfriend think of your tattoo?
CherryDaBomb
That tat is so bad it should be covered anyway and I’m not referring to the nudity.
I don’t begrudge wanting to look at a pretty naked lady all the time, but bro, other people don’t. You knew it would be offensive, why did you put that on your arm? Why didn’t you get a good artist at least? It looks like a cheap drunk tattoo, and the world doesn’t need more of those.
CupBeEmpty
I come here as a non kitchen lurker mostly but I did not expect to just be reading about lady parts and creative names for them on my lunch break…
I really should have expected exactly this.
el_smurfo
Is that a prison tat or did you do it yourself with a cake tester and some beet puree?
papasan_mamasan
Why aren’t you cutting them into bikini shapes? And why is her bikini boring beige? This girl deserves more style. Get with it, buddy.
KubelsKitchen
Great opportunity to make some tiny nipple tassels and a faux fur merkin. Have some fun with it at least!
I had some saggy tata’s hanging out of my short sleeve chefs coat way back when. Straight from a famous European painting. Never was a problem I guess because they weren’t pretty, just a pair of witches titties.
Kevim_A
Calling uppity people monks is great fun.
Funnier still is imagining that you are somehow in a scenario as a cook where you routinely work with actual monks. Also, makes me respect the mandated cover-up more.
StoneAgeSkillz
Cut it out to look like a bikini next time. Or give her a dress.
mindshrug
evasandor
Are you literally working with monks? Once upon a long time ago I did copywriting and brochure design for a monastery that produced amazing bourbon fudge and cheesecakes.
loserusermuser
omg your cuppeth of bandaid bikinis will overfloweth… there are so many colorful patterns of bandaids these days. please keep her modern and tastfilly covered to match the season and weather
UniversalFarrago
It would be really funny if you sharpied on some nips and bush over the band aids
ChekovsCurlyHair
I’m interested as to how one person both works with monks and has a naked pinup tattoo
bman23433
This thread made me realize I actually DON’T wanna share my naked lady with Octopus tentacles for legs lol.
pendulous_ballsack
some googly eyes would look rad as a bra
_Red_Eye_Jedi_
When are we going to realize that there’s nothing offensive about our natural forms. So silly
Embarrassed_Art5414
Reminds me of a magic trick a I saw once…
The magician sawed a few times
brainfud
Just draw on a bikini with a sharpie 😂
Buttock
Of all of the subs to engage in pearl-clutching, I was not expecting it to be /r/KitchenConfidential.
American ‘modestly’ around even the slightest bit of nudity is unreal.
Sanatonem
Kinda feel like that’s the risk you assume when you get a NSFW tattoo on your forearm..
40 Comments
I remember back in the day when I tried to use “art” as an excuse for why some of my tattoos shouldn’t be covered up…citing David by Michaelangelo. Owner told me get a giant man with a baby dick on my arm if i wanted to make that argument lolol. I feel for you…luckily i reside where only racist trash is for the most part ink that is banned
some lessons are learned harder than others that’s probably why most pinups are on upper arms or legs😂
I’m sorry, “lady crease?”
My pinup has her tatas covered by a classy white chef coat, we are both SFW lol. Love the bandaid bandeau
Lady crease?
I’m sure if you had an M4A in the same places nobody would complain.
People are fucking stupid.
You should definitely get different fun patterned bandaids. Gotta cover that lady crease with style, right?
God, so fucking cringey mate.
What a kind gesture for the easily “distracted”
get creative with covering that crease 🍑 but also free the nipple 🤷🏻♀️😅
r ismytattooasbadasitlooks ?
I have a small face tattoo and put the end of a tan bandage over it every day to wait tables lol
Draw a pair of testicles below the bandaid just to fight the power
“Offend the monks” This is literally sexual harassment
Get Welly brand bandaids. They have lots of prints that would make great bikinis.
Trashy af
What about a sleeve with cutouts
Ripping off that Band-Aid like it’s a Brazilian for the broke.
If you know someone who is into knitting or crochet they could 100% make you custom arm bikinis
Why’d you get a fully naked woman in an incredibly visible place if it could potentially be a problem (I already think it’s weird as fuck for men to do this but not the argument here)
What does your girlfriend think of your tattoo?
That tat is so bad it should be covered anyway and I’m not referring to the nudity.
I don’t begrudge wanting to look at a pretty naked lady all the time, but bro, other people don’t. You knew it would be offensive, why did you put that on your arm? Why didn’t you get a good artist at least? It looks like a cheap drunk tattoo, and the world doesn’t need more of those.
I come here as a non kitchen lurker mostly but I did not expect to just be reading about lady parts and creative names for them on my lunch break…
I really should have expected exactly this.
Is that a prison tat or did you do it yourself with a cake tester and some beet puree?
Why aren’t you cutting them into bikini shapes? And why is her bikini boring beige? This girl deserves more style. Get with it, buddy.
Great opportunity to make some tiny nipple tassels and a faux fur merkin. Have some fun with it at least!
I had some saggy tata’s hanging out of my short sleeve chefs coat way back when. Straight from a famous European painting. Never was a problem I guess because they weren’t pretty, just a pair of witches titties.
Calling uppity people monks is great fun.
Funnier still is imagining that you are somehow in a scenario as a cook where you routinely work with actual monks. Also, makes me respect the mandated cover-up more.
Cut it out to look like a bikini next time. Or give her a dress.
Are you literally working with monks? Once upon a long time ago I did copywriting and brochure design for a monastery that produced amazing bourbon fudge and cheesecakes.
omg your cuppeth of bandaid bikinis will overfloweth… there are so many colorful patterns of bandaids these days. please keep
her modern and tastfilly covered to match the season and weather
It would be really funny if you sharpied on some nips and bush over the band aids
I’m interested as to how one person both works with monks and has a naked pinup tattoo
This thread made me realize I actually DON’T wanna share my naked lady with Octopus tentacles for legs lol.
some googly eyes would look rad as a bra
When are we going to realize that there’s nothing offensive about our natural forms. So silly
Reminds me of a magic trick a I saw once…
The magician sawed a few times
Just draw on a bikini with a sharpie 😂
Of all of the subs to engage in pearl-clutching, I was not expecting it to be /r/KitchenConfidential.
American ‘modestly’ around even the slightest bit of nudity is unreal.
Kinda feel like that’s the risk you assume when you get a NSFW tattoo on your forearm..
Get the little dot band aids for blisters