Got back into doing private catering. A charcuterie “board” we made for a retreat in a mansion
But for real tho, is this worth $700?
by gancoskhan
38 Comments
I_SHALL_CONSUME
Looks like it might actually be worth $700, that shit’s *immense*. Looks great mate.
Ill_Yogurtcloset_711
First in to say 7/10. Missing ramp. $500 max.
Automatic_Cap_3198
What’s this trend of putting expensive shit on display that nobody will ever eat. I find it vulgar
Past_Cranberry_2014
Are those *sweet potato fries?*
kittenshart85
you forgot to spell out “eat the rich” with the food.
seamless39
He skipped the ramp and put snakes and ladders instead. 9.6/10
eggfoolyoung
1300 minimum *for that.
dungotstinkonit
Honestly that looks so beautiful and nourishing. Like omg level. You should be proud, I jumped to Comments before even reading what it’s about but this is bomb. Not everyone could do this.
MakarovIsMyName
tree fiddy tree fiddy tree fiddy
Nervous_Ad_6963
That’s about 100-200$ in raw cost + 8h of putting it together. 600-700$ is about right to sell it for xD
Fairycharmd
this looks beautifully done master work
Unfortunately we have to give you a ding cause I don’t see one single olive on top of the bed of carrots . Very sad tragic I’ll take three
cainhurstboy
Huh.
BigOleDawggo
$1000
Lanky_Republic_2102
$7,000, not a dollar more Bob.
Danzarr
needs an olive jaccuzi.
ILikeAntiquesOkay
Lovely, BUT I can’t stand people putting things on a board that are inedible. Nobody is putting a damn thistle in their mouth.
Fluffy_Somewhere4305
It’s only one charcuterie “board”, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
zipsil
this is a masterpiece
juanitovaldeznuts
It reminds me of the map of middle earth.
Looks-Under-Rocks
Are those dry cured olives near the bottom?
MapleToque
That will be $8000.
patinthehat2
Looks amazing, but I wish there were more of the dips, as I wouldn’t want to ruin the spread with 2-3 little samples
Baddogdown91
I can’t believe I’m saying this; this looks incredible, I’m glad you didn’t put any ramps. I’d pay $1000 for this table. 9.9/10 (you could have included ramps the leek/garlic food and then it would be a perfect ten fuck it where are my RAMP’s?)
thelondonrich
Nice charcuterie slab.
spam__likely
fingers…fingers everywhere
MetricJester
WHERE RAMP?
hamfish11
Just wondering…how much isn’t after they’re done.?
uselessdrain
Love the blue nettle accents.
StellarJayZ
Oh is that yogurt dip for my cucumber oh it’s like 50 feet away I’ll just have it dry. :/
Down_To_My_Last_Fuck
When did Charcuterie become about other than meat / cheese and select pickled things?
Wouldn’t this look better as two presentations?
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TILaddict
Jokes aside, how many cukes were left uneaten?
tomolive
Am I the only one that finds the trend of these huge boards gross? People reaching in with their fingers everywhere, touching everything…leaning over the the board to pick something out…if I’m at a party with one of these, I’m hitting McDonald’s on the way home.
Having said that, beautiful job OP.
goldshark5
What’s the receipt look like for this?
sally_is_silly
How do they reach the middle? I feel there’d be too much arm and sleeve dragging across food here.
Essence_Marie
The cabinets are outdated. The board looks great! I crack myself up
solipsister
Beautiful but needs more chzzzzz
GruntildasLair
It looks AMAZING! but In my humble and not good opinion, I would expect more more meats and cheeses and less fruit, veggies, crackers etc for $700. Based purely on making boards myself and being a bitch lol
Jk: I zoomed in and saw the secret meat . $700 or bust lol
adcgefd
I’m so tired of the words “charcuterie board” although, I still love them!
38 Comments
Looks like it might actually be worth $700, that shit’s *immense*. Looks great mate.
First in to say 7/10. Missing ramp. $500 max.
What’s this trend of putting expensive shit on display that nobody will ever eat. I find it vulgar
Are those *sweet potato fries?*
you forgot to spell out “eat the rich” with the food.
He skipped the ramp and put snakes and ladders instead. 9.6/10
1300 minimum *for that.
Honestly that looks so beautiful and nourishing. Like omg level. You should be proud, I jumped to Comments before even reading what it’s about but this is bomb. Not everyone could do this.
tree fiddy tree fiddy tree fiddy
That’s about 100-200$ in raw cost + 8h of putting it together. 600-700$ is about right to sell it for xD
this looks beautifully done master work
Unfortunately we have to give you a ding cause I don’t see one single olive on top of the bed of carrots . Very sad tragic
I’ll take three
Huh.
$1000
$7,000, not a dollar more Bob.
needs an olive jaccuzi.
Lovely, BUT I can’t stand people putting things on a board that are inedible. Nobody is putting a damn thistle in their mouth.
It’s only one charcuterie “board”, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
this is a masterpiece
It reminds me of the map of middle earth.
Are those dry cured olives near the bottom?
That will be $8000.
Looks amazing, but I wish there were more of the dips, as I wouldn’t want to ruin the spread with 2-3 little samples
I can’t believe I’m saying this; this looks incredible, I’m glad you didn’t put any ramps. I’d pay $1000 for this table. 9.9/10 (you could have included ramps the leek/garlic food and then it would be a perfect ten fuck it where are my RAMP’s?)
Nice charcuterie slab.
fingers…fingers everywhere
WHERE RAMP?
Just wondering…how much isn’t after they’re done.?
Love the blue nettle accents.
Oh is that yogurt dip for my cucumber oh it’s like 50 feet away I’ll just have it dry. :/
When did Charcuterie become about other than meat / cheese and select pickled things?
Wouldn’t this look better as two presentations?
#
Jokes aside, how many cukes were left uneaten?
Am I the only one that finds the trend of these huge boards gross? People reaching in with their fingers everywhere, touching everything…leaning over the the board to pick something out…if I’m at a party with one of these, I’m hitting McDonald’s on the way home.
Having said that, beautiful job OP.
What’s the receipt look like for this?
How do they reach the middle? I feel there’d be too much arm and sleeve dragging across food here.
The cabinets are outdated. The board looks great! I crack myself up
Beautiful but needs more chzzzzz
It looks AMAZING! but In my humble and not good opinion, I would expect more more meats and cheeses and less fruit, veggies, crackers etc for $700. Based purely on making boards myself and being a bitch lol
Jk: I zoomed in and saw the secret meat . $700 or bust lol
I’m so tired of the words “charcuterie board” although, I still love them!