I had a dream last night where I had a pizza delivered to me. The guy told me it was $102 for the pizza and I proceeded to drop the box face down on the ground.
DJVV09
My first thought was the inside of a cave lol
KingRaht
This is a legit pizza crime, poor thing was murdered.
AUSpartan37
That isnt the pizza’s fault.
WerewolvesAreReal
what, you don’t enjoy licking cardboard?
Clutch-Bandicoot
There’s another thread just like this 9 minutes apart… is there a pizza serial killer?!?!?
Nosaja_adjacenT
I can’t believe someone would post such a horror…
maxiderm
People complaining about pizza delivered in a box partially stuck to the top…..
How about pick up your pizza yourselves, you lazy F’ers??? Then you wouldn’t have this problem.
Verdict: OP to jail for being so lazy they won’t just pick up their own pizza.
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This ain’t malformed. Fucker got dropped
Fucking crime scene
I had a dream last night where I had a pizza delivered to me. The guy told me it was $102 for the pizza and I proceeded to drop the box face down on the ground.
My first thought was the inside of a cave lol
This is a legit pizza crime, poor thing was murdered.
That isnt the pizza’s fault.
what, you don’t enjoy licking cardboard?
There’s another thread just like this 9 minutes apart… is there a pizza serial killer?!?!?
I can’t believe someone would post such a horror…
People complaining about pizza delivered in a box partially stuck to the top…..
How about pick up your pizza yourselves, you lazy F’ers??? Then you wouldn’t have this problem.
Verdict: OP to jail for being so lazy they won’t just pick up their own pizza.
Murdered
The pizza is innocent of this crime. Acquittal.
Pizza is going to send out … for you!
Guilty!!
Ooof
Is there a sub called pizza felonies?