All I wanted was a pizza, dude

by Intelligent_Dealer46

16 Comments

  1. Clutch-Bandicoot

    ok yes this is a murder but now it is autopsy time… is that ham cut into matchsticks??

  2. modmuncher

    Considering the pain and suffering, not to mention the disfigurement i have no choice but to impose a harsh penalty for your crime

  3. Petrified-Potato

    Look, I’d still eat it. That being said, what, and I can not stress this enough, *the fuck.*

  4. cochnbahls

    The worst pizza crime of all is a good pizza murdered by bad people.

  5. Who_am_ey3

    is nobody else noticing that OP is a bot that keeps pulling up these extremely old posts?

    are the rest of you bots as well?

  6. italiangel24

    Oh no!! Absolutely a crime against pizza but tbh I’d still eat it. Begrudgingly. But throw it in a bowl and you’ve got yourself a pizza bowl!

  7. ThatDeuce

    Looks like it got shook up, and potentially dropped but the extra cheese held things together.

  8. It all comes out the same at the end of the day

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