I’m sad my burger didn’t sell roast me to make me feel better
So I did a smash burger because we received a shipment of slider patties. Blackberry bacon marmalade, rosemary infused goat cheese and arugula tossed in lemon juice for acidity. Let me have it fam
by landyachtzrider
40 Comments
MacDiggityDog
Looks dry and has pretentious ingredients. Burgers should be burgers
RecoGromanMollRodel
people hate arugula i dont know why
beautifuldildogarden
Jesus christ are we still doing bacon jam? This burger is stuck in 2010s hipster hell.
Apprehensive_Pin3536
Arugula sucks and i see no cheese but sure, charge me $18 anyways
polluted_delta
If you’re gonna promo a burger you need to push the ingredients to all be visible even if that isn’t how the burger looks on the plate. This looks like beef and arugula, much less appealing than your description.
Dracziek
Idk what looks dryer, the bun or the patty.
Sidthesloth63
Should have put some velveta slices and onion straws on that hoe w some sauce man. You over thought it
crazedweasels
Shit looks drier than the women you date…
qbnaith
I mean it sounds nice, but I can’t see any of it besides the rocket – “arugula” if you must. Also the cheap flabby looking brioche bun is a massive turn off.
Bootleg_______
here’s a burger recipe that would’ve worked: 2 all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun
gnarble
I’m sorry it didn’t sell! I personally think it sounds tasty but that doing a smash patty wasn’t the right choice. Smash burgers call for a melty fatty cheese that oozes out the sides. Just not the right combo maybe?
markusdied
too much going on. burger ingredient descriptions need fewer syllables
OddlyRelevantusrnme
I think on paper this sounds good, I’m at least intrigued. The execution disappoints, though. Also I would put those toppings on a nice, thick, pub burger, not a double smash
Shoddy_Argument8308
Know your audience… Sell what they want with a minor twist
bababooeyfafafooey12
If I see blackberry marmalade or anything like it on a burger it’s a hard pass from me.
Swimming_Gur7888
It’s the arugula. I would personally eat the shit out of that but yeah I’ve been seeing a lot of people hate on arugula lately. My assumption is cuz it was always paired with overpowering truffle oil in a bunch of applications so people have memories of it tasting like feet. That’s what my wife told me at least, who’s now a certified arugula hater.
tacostain
Too much fancy and where’s the sauce?????
Jessuardo
You’re trying too hard
TheMessiah051
Arugula fuckin sucks on a burger imo
Old_Lobster_2371
It might look better with the arugula on the bottom, but also probably not
spiritsGoRIP
Learn where the damn comma key is on your keyboard
aspiringalcoholic
American cheese, onions, shredded iceberg. I’m sure yours tastes fine but it’s a fucking burger. When I see your ingredient list I immediately think of how expensive this is about to be.
funthebunison
I mean, it looks like yard trimmings on asphalt.
Traditional_Frame418
Most people order a burger because it’s predictable and you know it will be satisfying. What you described is nothing like what people expect out of a burger. You just tried to do too much.
With burgers it’s a simple equation. You can elevate one ingredient and get away with it. Brioche bun, an aioli or infused ketchup, candied bacon, etc. Once you start modifying all the ingredients you’re left with a hamburger sandwich and not a burger.
Also, your pic is trash. Smaller plate, keep is slightly open face so all the layered ingredients show. Make sure the burger is still hot so the glisten of the grease shines when you take the pic.
StonerLizard
You cant be as sad as this burger looks
Purple-Gold824
Fucking burger looks dead as fuck lol
Motorino1
Black berry bacon marmalade, rosemary infused goat cheese, and arugula, for a burger….did you try it?? Would you?
SelarDorr
‘id like it topped with a bitter, sour salad and finished with a half the stick of a creamsicle eaten by the goats who you milked to make the stank ass non-melting chevre’
said no one ever
blackberry bacon marmalade sounds pretty good to me tho
JawnCheeto
I can see it’s dry from my house.
Quercus408
Didn’t sell? Shocker.
ensalada_de_Rats
Good thing you clarified that the lemon juice was for acidity.
neep_pie
I’m pretty adventurous and can get into unusual or snooty ingredients, but that wouldn’t appeal to me a ton. I’d have a hard time picturing how the jam would work with herb infused goat cheese on a burger. I’d also rather have just bacon than bacon in a fruit preserve. Also if I was ordering a burger, I’d want my favorite burger things – mayo, onion, tomato. Actually those 3 with rosemary goat cheese and arugula sounds pretty good to me.
FiveDogsInaTuxedo
Tbh it sounds good but the ingredients rely a lot on understanding like. People won’t understand why those foods work as easily without having proper food knowledge. Having said that, that’s what you get when you put arugula on a burger you heathen.
Op get yourself some good bacon jam goes well with creamy cheeses like goat cheese.
thelingeringlead
That’s not a burger it’s a pretentious pile of ideas on a sad roll
TwinFrogs
It just looks like a lame ass shitty hamburger that you’re trying to excuse charging $30 for. Fuck that. I’ll head down to Applebee’s and get the same thing for $6 with a side of fries included.
No_Art_1977
Genuinely if I’m out for a burger I dont want half a garden in there. The burger should do the heavy lifting
v0iTek
You wanted a smash burger, but made a pass burger.
Classic-Stand9906
There’s the pure quintessential burger that Ralph Fiennes cooked in The Menu then there’s this desperate attempt at sophistication.
Tatertotyourhotdish
Sounds like you’re trying to mash as much shit in there as possible. Take a breath. Just make it good. No burger needs 15 ingredients
DingusMacLeod
1. That thing looks sadder than my soul.
2. Who the fuck would want any of that on a burger?
3. I’d just like to bring your attention to the first two points.
40 Comments
Looks dry and has pretentious ingredients. Burgers should be burgers
people hate arugula i dont know why
Jesus christ are we still doing bacon jam? This burger is stuck in 2010s hipster hell.
Arugula sucks and i see no cheese but sure, charge me $18 anyways
If you’re gonna promo a burger you need to push the ingredients to all be visible even if that isn’t how the burger looks on the plate. This looks like beef and arugula, much less appealing than your description.
Idk what looks dryer, the bun or the patty.
Should have put some velveta slices and onion straws on that hoe w some sauce man. You over thought it
Shit looks drier than the women you date…
I mean it sounds nice, but I can’t see any of it besides the rocket – “arugula” if you must. Also the cheap flabby looking brioche bun is a massive turn off.
here’s a burger recipe that would’ve worked: 2 all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun
I’m sorry it didn’t sell! I personally think it sounds tasty but that doing a smash patty wasn’t the right choice. Smash burgers call for a melty fatty cheese that oozes out the sides. Just not the right combo maybe?
too much going on. burger ingredient descriptions need fewer syllables
I think on paper this sounds good, I’m at least intrigued. The execution disappoints, though. Also I would put those toppings on a nice, thick, pub burger, not a double smash
Know your audience… Sell what they want with a minor twist
If I see blackberry marmalade or anything like it on a burger it’s a hard pass from me.
It’s the arugula. I would personally eat the shit out of that but yeah I’ve been seeing a lot of people hate on arugula lately. My assumption is cuz it was always paired with overpowering truffle oil in a bunch of applications so people have memories of it tasting like feet. That’s what my wife told me at least, who’s now a certified arugula hater.
Too much fancy and where’s the sauce?????
You’re trying too hard
Arugula fuckin sucks on a burger imo
It might look better with the arugula on the bottom, but also probably not
Learn where the damn comma key is on your keyboard
American cheese, onions, shredded iceberg. I’m sure yours tastes fine but it’s a fucking burger. When I see your ingredient list I immediately think of how expensive this is about to be.
I mean, it looks like yard trimmings on asphalt.
Most people order a burger because it’s predictable and you know it will be satisfying. What you described is nothing like what people expect out of a burger. You just tried to do too much.
With burgers it’s a simple equation. You can elevate one ingredient and get away with it. Brioche bun, an aioli or infused ketchup, candied bacon, etc. Once you start modifying all the ingredients you’re left with a hamburger sandwich and not a burger.
Also, your pic is trash. Smaller plate, keep is slightly open face so all the layered ingredients show. Make sure the burger is still hot so the glisten of the grease shines when you take the pic.
You cant be as sad as this burger looks
Fucking burger looks dead as fuck lol
Black berry bacon marmalade, rosemary infused goat cheese, and arugula, for a burger….did you try it?? Would you?
‘id like it topped with a bitter, sour salad and finished with a half the stick of a creamsicle eaten by the goats who you milked to make the stank ass non-melting chevre’
said no one ever
blackberry bacon marmalade sounds pretty good to me tho
I can see it’s dry from my house.
Didn’t sell? Shocker.
Good thing you clarified that the lemon juice was for acidity.
I’m pretty adventurous and can get into unusual or snooty ingredients, but that wouldn’t appeal to me a ton. I’d have a hard time picturing how the jam would work with herb infused goat cheese on a burger. I’d also rather have just bacon than bacon in a fruit preserve. Also if I was ordering a burger, I’d want my favorite burger things – mayo, onion, tomato. Actually those 3 with rosemary goat cheese and arugula sounds pretty good to me.
Tbh it sounds good but the ingredients rely a lot on understanding like. People won’t understand why those foods work as easily without having proper food knowledge. Having said that, that’s what you get when you put arugula on a burger you heathen.
Op get yourself some good bacon jam goes well with creamy cheeses like goat cheese.
That’s not a burger it’s a pretentious pile of ideas on a sad roll
It just looks like a lame ass shitty hamburger that you’re trying to excuse charging $30 for. Fuck that. I’ll head down to Applebee’s and get the same thing for $6 with a side of fries included.
Genuinely if I’m out for a burger I dont want half a garden in there. The burger should do the heavy lifting
You wanted a smash burger, but made a pass burger.
There’s the pure quintessential burger that Ralph Fiennes cooked in The Menu then there’s this desperate attempt at sophistication.
Sounds like you’re trying to mash as much shit in there as possible. Take a breath. Just make it good. No burger needs 15 ingredients
1. That thing looks sadder than my soul.
2. Who the fuck would want any of that on a burger?
3. I’d just like to bring your attention to the first two points.