Check out some New Haven apizza slices, they are cut in a similar but more organized way. Different sizes for different folks.
Joseph419270577
“Your Honor, given the trivial nature of the offense, the state will be satisfied with time served.”
OrochiKarnov
Too many people, too little pizza
mittelegna
You ask a psycho to cut a pizza, this is what you get.
Plague_King_
they gerrymandered my fucking pizza T^T
Fuck_ketchup
Saying “surprise me” is the crime. Commit to square or pie, or live with your poor choices and this pie. This pie was butchered so the orderer could be educated. Not a crime.
ThatDeuce
They asked for a surprise, and they got what they ordered.
Not a crime.
Connect-External-423
I’ve seen fettuccine Alfredo cold canned tuna on a slice in this sub. and you come to us with this frivolous suit? My brother in christ, Just eat the weirdly cut Pizza. it still looks delicious
PremeTeamTX
Outside of the one little triangle, looks reasonable to me lol
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Check out some New Haven apizza slices, they are cut in a similar but more organized way. Different sizes for different folks.
“Your Honor, given the trivial nature of the offense, the state will be satisfied with time served.”
Too many people, too little pizza
You ask a psycho to cut a pizza, this is what you get.
they gerrymandered my fucking pizza T^T
Saying “surprise me” is the crime. Commit to square or pie, or live with your poor choices and this pie. This pie was butchered so the orderer could be educated. Not a crime.
They asked for a surprise, and they got what they ordered.
Not a crime.
I’ve seen fettuccine Alfredo cold canned tuna on a slice in this sub. and you come to us with this frivolous suit? My brother in christ, Just eat the weirdly cut Pizza. it still looks delicious
Outside of the one little triangle, looks reasonable to me lol
Customer asked for it. No crime.
The Ninja Cut!