Meat technologist, what’s wrong with this picnic ham? by galiber12 26 Comments Efflux 11 months ago Did you pull that from a xenomorph egg? NoTarget5646 11 months ago I know exactly whats wrong with it: its goopy. shrekshrekdonkey5 11 months ago Your butcher put a different type of meat in that bag before the ham. His meat. drewsky_w 11 months ago How long has it been unrefrigerated and was the vacuum sealed?This looks like it’s been wet with oxygen for a while. MrFat74 11 months ago It’s Pork. 🤢🤮 High_Speed_Chase 11 months ago The Maillard is really Maillarding.OrThe Pellicle is really Pellicle-ing. Msqueefmaker 11 months ago Parasitic discharge, throw it away asap PzykoHobo 11 months ago Well it appears to be covered in spiderwebs. OGClouds420 11 months ago Nut-ham. wthulhu 11 months ago That’s a sure sign of spoilage. Idk exactly what that sticky stuff is when it happens. Maybe some type of bacterial mat or waste? P2029 11 months ago What does it smell like? If it’s foul, might be alike from anaerobic bacteria? thelucky10079 11 months ago reminds me of the movie mimic or in starship troopers when they disect a bug in class abgonzo7588 11 months ago bacterial growth, it’s bad and should be thrown out. AttemptFree 11 months ago i gotta call her… MonsteraBigTits 11 months ago looks like fermented bean paste but not cause it do be ham FocusIsFragile 11 months ago That’s just the fleeb juice. Should be fine. Amishpornstar7903 11 months ago It’s not in the garbage. curious_chef_ 11 months ago Looks like an alien giving birth in an early 2000s film ShamansShare 11 months ago Patient Zero 7itemsorFEWER 11 months ago Ectoplasm kobayashi_maru_fail 11 months ago Words you don’t want in your meat: mucilaginous, yeasty, infected, oozing, slime-coated. Take it to a doctor! EGH6 11 months ago oh boy the smell must be so bad too ea88_alwaysdiscin 11 months ago Spent too long out at the picnic StoicSchwanz 11 months ago Mmmmmm ham natto… Bearspoole 11 months ago You’re the technologist, you tell me. Fo-One-Deuce 11 months ago main issue is it appears someone used it as a fleshlightWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
shrekshrekdonkey5 11 months ago Your butcher put a different type of meat in that bag before the ham. His meat.
drewsky_w 11 months ago How long has it been unrefrigerated and was the vacuum sealed?This looks like it’s been wet with oxygen for a while.
High_Speed_Chase 11 months ago The Maillard is really Maillarding.OrThe Pellicle is really Pellicle-ing.
wthulhu 11 months ago That’s a sure sign of spoilage. Idk exactly what that sticky stuff is when it happens. Maybe some type of bacterial mat or waste?
thelucky10079 11 months ago reminds me of the movie mimic or in starship troopers when they disect a bug in class
kobayashi_maru_fail 11 months ago Words you don’t want in your meat: mucilaginous, yeasty, infected, oozing, slime-coated. Take it to a doctor!
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Did you pull that from a xenomorph egg?
I know exactly whats wrong with it:
its goopy.
Your butcher put a different type of meat in that bag before the ham. His meat.
How long has it been unrefrigerated and was the vacuum sealed?
This looks like it’s been wet with oxygen for a while.
It’s Pork. 🤢🤮
The Maillard is really Maillarding.
Or
The Pellicle is really Pellicle-ing.
Parasitic discharge, throw it away asap
Well it appears to be covered in spiderwebs.
Nut-ham.
That’s a sure sign of spoilage. Idk exactly what that sticky stuff is when it happens. Maybe some type of bacterial mat or waste?
What does it smell like? If it’s foul, might be alike from anaerobic bacteria?
reminds me of the movie mimic or in starship troopers when they disect a bug in class
bacterial growth, it’s bad and should be thrown out.
i gotta call her…
looks like fermented bean paste but not cause it do be ham
That’s just the fleeb juice. Should be fine.
It’s not in the garbage.
Looks like an alien giving birth in an early 2000s film
Patient Zero
Ectoplasm
Words you don’t want in your meat: mucilaginous, yeasty, infected, oozing, slime-coated. Take it to a doctor!
oh boy the smell must be so bad too
Spent too long out at the picnic
Mmmmmm ham natto…
You’re the technologist, you tell me.
main issue is it appears someone used it as a fleshlight