A stupid burger.

by thebiltongman

21 Comments

  1. Disastrous-Resident5

    Ah the classic $20 burger no sides

    Edit: Nevermind, I see the handle behind it. The presentation screams you paid $30 for the most mid burger of your life.

  2. Aren’t burgers supposed to be eaten with hands? Eating this with your hands would leave you looking like Roark Junior or “the Yellow Bastard” from Sin City. Stoo-pid. Great post.

  3. Admiral_Oelschwanz

    That’s what spongebob and Mr krass fed the health inspector

  4. Stupid yes but my high ass right now wouldn’t care lol

  5. Findrel_Underbakk

    You don’t get a car with wheels on the roof and the steering wheel in the trunk. There’s no need to reinvent something that already works.

  6. lisahanniganfan

    This is what I thought American food was growing up in Europe

  7. Valoneria

    Trying to emulate our bøfsandwhich, but without the mess it leaved behind.

  8. EngiNerdBrian

    I thought they took the bun off for the picture at first…

  9. katiebot5000

    Bacon is undercooked, bun is undercooked, cheese sauce is broken, burger looks dry as hell. From what I can kinda see those fries look undercooked too.

    Yuck.

  10. CriticismSpecial7130

    If you take off the pickles, tomato if theres any. And if that is cheese on top. I’d eat that.

  11. Substantial_Back_865

    This would be fine if the cheese was on the inside of the bun

  12. mrrubberrant

    The bowl of ketchup haphazardly poured really ties the dish together.

  13. That’s not a burger. That’s a pretentious patty melt.

    You can’t really eat it until it cools down and by that time, the cheese is more like an cheap layer of Kevlar than edible accessory and does not accentuate anything accept the diner’s frustration. The (what I am assuming is) bacon on top merely adds insult to the culinary reason one’s therapist keeps in business. The remaining toppings appear fine, but they are buried in a blanket of canned nacho cardiac episode.

    A burger should say something to the diner. When paying a premium for a meat(less) patty with two slices of grain filled joy, topped with all the fixings, it should scream “Friend, I don’t care what type of day you had. For the next 15 minutes, forget it, eat me, and escape for a spell.”

    This just screams “I’M F()CKING MODERN ART BIATCH AND I DEMAND RESPECT” without producing anything of substantive quality worthy of that respect.

    I guess I’m too old to understand the point of pouring cheese on top of the bun.

  14. thatsprettyfunnydude

    Is this from Arby’s? Haven’t been in a while.

  15. Ever seen a Danish gravy burger? Definitely a knife and fork meal.

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