Edit: Nevermind, I see the handle behind it. The presentation screams you paid $30 for the most mid burger of your life.
LuckyLuke3333
Its an insult
henswoe
Aren’t burgers supposed to be eaten with hands? Eating this with your hands would leave you looking like Roark Junior or “the Yellow Bastard” from Sin City. Stoo-pid. Great post.
Admiral_Oelschwanz
That’s what spongebob and Mr krass fed the health inspector
DJ_Nx32
Stupid yes but my high ass right now wouldn’t care lol
Findrel_Underbakk
You don’t get a car with wheels on the roof and the steering wheel in the trunk. There’s no need to reinvent something that already works.
Kjb72
What? No steak knife through the abomination?
reddit_understoodit
Messy
lisahanniganfan
This is what I thought American food was growing up in Europe
Valoneria
Trying to emulate our bøfsandwhich, but without the mess it leaved behind.
EngiNerdBrian
I thought they took the bun off for the picture at first…
katiebot5000
Bacon is undercooked, bun is undercooked, cheese sauce is broken, burger looks dry as hell. From what I can kinda see those fries look undercooked too.
Yuck.
nomader3000
I’ve seen worse
CriticismSpecial7130
If you take off the pickles, tomato if theres any. And if that is cheese on top. I’d eat that.
Substantial_Back_865
This would be fine if the cheese was on the inside of the bun
CocoTripleHorn420
Omfg it’s huge
mrrubberrant
The bowl of ketchup haphazardly poured really ties the dish together.
tcsnxs
That’s not a burger. That’s a pretentious patty melt.
You can’t really eat it until it cools down and by that time, the cheese is more like an cheap layer of Kevlar than edible accessory and does not accentuate anything accept the diner’s frustration. The (what I am assuming is) bacon on top merely adds insult to the culinary reason one’s therapist keeps in business. The remaining toppings appear fine, but they are buried in a blanket of canned nacho cardiac episode.
A burger should say something to the diner. When paying a premium for a meat(less) patty with two slices of grain filled joy, topped with all the fixings, it should scream “Friend, I don’t care what type of day you had. For the next 15 minutes, forget it, eat me, and escape for a spell.”
This just screams “I’M F()CKING MODERN ART BIATCH AND I DEMAND RESPECT” without producing anything of substantive quality worthy of that respect.
I guess I’m too old to understand the point of pouring cheese on top of the bun.
thatsprettyfunnydude
Is this from Arby’s? Haven’t been in a while.
tomallis
Ever seen a Danish gravy burger? Definitely a knife and fork meal.
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Ah the classic $20 burger no sides
Edit: Nevermind, I see the handle behind it. The presentation screams you paid $30 for the most mid burger of your life.
Its an insult
Aren’t burgers supposed to be eaten with hands? Eating this with your hands would leave you looking like Roark Junior or “the Yellow Bastard” from Sin City. Stoo-pid. Great post.
That’s what spongebob and Mr krass fed the health inspector
Stupid yes but my high ass right now wouldn’t care lol
You don’t get a car with wheels on the roof and the steering wheel in the trunk. There’s no need to reinvent something that already works.
What? No steak knife through the abomination?
Messy
This is what I thought American food was growing up in Europe
Trying to emulate our bøfsandwhich, but without the mess it leaved behind.
I thought they took the bun off for the picture at first…
Bacon is undercooked, bun is undercooked, cheese sauce is broken, burger looks dry as hell. From what I can kinda see those fries look undercooked too.
Yuck.
I’ve seen worse
If you take off the pickles, tomato if theres any. And if that is cheese on top. I’d eat that.
This would be fine if the cheese was on the inside of the bun
Omfg it’s huge
The bowl of ketchup haphazardly poured really ties the dish together.
That’s not a burger. That’s a pretentious patty melt.
You can’t really eat it until it cools down and by that time, the cheese is more like an cheap layer of Kevlar than edible accessory and does not accentuate anything accept the diner’s frustration. The (what I am assuming is) bacon on top merely adds insult to the culinary reason one’s therapist keeps in business. The remaining toppings appear fine, but they are buried in a blanket of canned nacho cardiac episode.
A burger should say something to the diner. When paying a premium for a meat(less) patty with two slices of grain filled joy, topped with all the fixings, it should scream “Friend, I don’t care what type of day you had. For the next 15 minutes, forget it, eat me, and escape for a spell.”
This just screams “I’M F()CKING MODERN ART BIATCH AND I DEMAND RESPECT” without producing anything of substantive quality worthy of that respect.
I guess I’m too old to understand the point of pouring cheese on top of the bun.
Is this from Arby’s? Haven’t been in a while.
Ever seen a Danish gravy burger? Definitely a knife and fork meal.
Looks like a boss from a SNES game.