My wife wanted to make me noodles and forgot them for half an hour

by -Jiras

27 Comments

  1. Early-Activity94

    How do you walk away without putting all of the noodles in the water? This is up there with all the psychos that break their spaghetti in half

  2. ParagonFemshep

    How on earth did this happen, how fucking high was she?

  3. ShinyVanillite

    I love you guys already for that thing on the wall lmao yeah wtf is quinoa 😭

  4. Iemongrasseyelids

    Hold the phone, is that tattoo Mawaru Penguindrum??

  5. How do folks forget that they’re cooking? This scares me to no end as they can burn their house down.

  6. mcdonalds69whore

    I feel irrational anger towards people who start cooking and forget about it. I don’t get how, once I start preparing food it’s the only thing I think about. My mum will forget about things in the oven and I’m just thinking how?

  7. Equivalent_List_4973

    Quit, don’t quit?! Noodles, don’t noodles?!

  8. MrStupidFish

    She’s holding it like how middle aged men hold fish in their dating profile picture.

  9. doko_kanada

    Can you ask your wife where she got that shirt? I want that shirt

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