my friend made pizza and just threw the whole sausage on top… didn’t even bother to slice it lol!
my friend made pizza and just threw the whole sausage on top… didn’t even bother to slice it lol!
by TwinkleBear7
16 Comments
Level21DungeonMaster
What the literal fuck in hell is this crime against nature? In no world is this tortilla buried under hot dogs a pizza.
May god have mercy on your soul.
edit: Are you warming this abomination in a microwave? Serious… get help
Traditional_Ebb_1379
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godbyzilla
Have they never had sausage on a pizza? Wtf lol
Melodic_Turnover_877
That’s not the right kind of sausage for pizza.
OG-Shadowbanned
This belongs in r/pizzacrimes
Ok-Iron8811
theseustheminotaur
Have they just given up on life? I’d give them a wellness check
Flewey_
You might wanna check in on your friend.
SadLaser
That isn’t “the whole sausage”, it’s 8 hot dogs. This isn’t pizza.
DDD8712
Eber-
The Italian way
Ryno-Mac
Lol you couldn’t have at least laid them all flat?
Septimore
I mean if he has a dip, ketchup or mustard and intends to dip them 🤷🏻 That pizza is a frozen one too so the point wasn’t to make gourmet, i bet. Sausages warm up nicely enough at the same time.
But if he ate it just like that? Like, cut the pizza into 8 slices with whole ass sausages on top?! Wild.
kobrakaan
Orrrrrr you just did this yourself to try grab some Reddit upvotes 🤷
16 Comments
What the literal fuck in hell is this crime against nature? In no world is this tortilla buried under hot dogs a pizza.
May god have mercy on your soul.
edit: Are you warming this abomination in a microwave? Serious… get help
ai generated aesthetic
Have they never had sausage on a pizza? Wtf lol
That’s not the right kind of sausage for pizza.
This belongs in r/pizzacrimes
Have they just given up on life? I’d give them a wellness check
You might wanna check in on your friend.
That isn’t “the whole sausage”, it’s 8 hot dogs. This isn’t pizza.
The Italian way
Lol you couldn’t have at least laid them all flat?
I mean if he has a dip, ketchup or mustard and intends to dip them 🤷🏻 That pizza is a frozen one too so the point wasn’t to make gourmet, i bet. Sausages warm up nicely enough at the same time.
But if he ate it just like that? Like, cut the pizza into 8 slices with whole ass sausages on top?! Wild.
Orrrrrr you just did this yourself to try grab some Reddit upvotes 🤷
r/untrustworthypoptarts
Bro that’s a hot dog, not a sausage
Diabolical